TFM Babe Of The Day: Jessy From University Of Central Florida
9 years ago

If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com

Meet Jessy, from UCF.


  2. JohnStamos

    I’d shove a feeding tube into her thorax and drop bread crumbs into the tube while I viciously railed her dirt star.

    9 years ago at 5:54 am
  3. Texas Tux and Oil

    She’s the girl that ask you to update your Amazon account to Prime just to order popcorn and you would do it.

    9 years ago at 6:08 am
  4. frabst II

    Since she attends UCF you know she’s stupid. I’d read her The Cat in the Hat while she fisted her slop hole so she could improve her phonetics.

    9 years ago at 6:11 am
    4. Saber and Key

      I’m getting confused about who is actually balled and who just put it as their pic now.

      RIP Frabst

      9 years ago at 8:22 am
      1. PirateSteveTFM

        TFM is trying to create a safe space on their website for the new intern. NF

        9 years ago at 10:28 am
      1. Frabst III

        What’s up mother fuckers. I’m like herpes: I keep popping up when you think I’m gone and I’m all of over Mrs. Dorn’s salmon cabin.

        9 years ago at 8:39 am
      8. GeebsNotGeeds

        I really want this to be a “if you go we all go” type of thing. Without you this place would just feel so empty.
        PS @InternSydney you’re forehead have some office space I can lease for the summer? Preferably the view will be straight down your shirt, but without compromising my location by getting close to that mouth you spew useless opinions and half formed thoughts from.

        9 years ago at 11:25 am
  5. Bobby Axelrod

    I would take her to the Grandex Christmas party and make intern Sydney upset that she’s no longer the hottest chick there. In her sad state of mind, she would run to Dorn or Regester for self assurance, and most certainly, a venereal disease.

    9 years ago at 6:22 am
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        9 years ago at 11:18 pm
    1. Deadlift27

      Advanced scouting report: she appears to have posted multiple picture with a guy from Lebanon. Although he does look like he is on tract to be a doctor so that will solve the monies issue.

      9 years ago at 8:00 am
    1. Back In My Days

      Yeah, but that thing her face does with that excavator of a nose negate the illusion.

      9 years ago at 7:36 am
      1. StoryTeller

        Yea but it’ll make her say “I can’t take it any deeper” which I’ll never hear again in my life

        9 years ago at 8:29 am
  9. sdh266

    If Intern Sydney is a 10 on the pH scale, then that by default makes her a basic bitch

    Also, would still jackhammer fuck the shit out of her 10 year old boy body and nut on that runway between her eyes and offer Hot Pockets afterwards.

    9 years ago at 7:40 am
  10. Mayor of Weinerville

    Scouting report: Waxed butthole, snobby attitude. Eats sushi 4-5 times a week and can eat cheese dip by the gallon. Bowel movements 2x a week due to previously stated cheese dip obsession. Thinks Obama is hot but would never a date a minority in fear of her stepdad cutting off all monies. Secretly knows her friends are hotter than her. Overall, the Mayor gives her a 7.6/10.

    9 years ago at 7:40 am