Reasons to Day Rage
13 years ago

The last time I day partied with the TFM staff, I ruined the clothes I was wearing, convinced a middle-aged couple at the bar to get divorced, and drank myself mute. And that was a spontaneous 5-person Sunday outing to a local hole in the wall. We just do things the right way is all I’m saying. Look, your studies are wrapping up, your calendar is open, and the weather is making clothing less of a necessity. These things need to be celebrated, and celebrated the right way. What better way to do that than in the hometown of the TFM headquarters? It’s time to gather your friends and make your way to central Austin for the first ever TFM Day Rage, put on by your friends at TotalFratMove.com. If you’re not one of the more fortunate ones that resides in or near central Texas, this is a great time to get in your summer roadie.

TFM Day Rage is a summer kickoff party in the vibrant downtown Austin at the foot of the awesome skyline, and it’s located right next to the famous Austin bar district. After you make your way to the Rage, make the rounds, and establish your presence, it’s almost time to let the ‘80s cover music of LC Rocks melt your face off. If you’re not familiar, these guys play all the greatest hits from the ‘80s seemingly right after stepping out of an old MTV White Snake music video. They bring the house down, too.

“But this party is running nine hours long. Surely LC Rocks isn’t playing the entire time, right? What kind of music are they gonna be playing before they hit the stage?”

Calm down. We got you. I’m very excited to announce DJ Dick Perry will be working the tunes and emceeing before LC Rocks dominates the stage. Yes, THAT Dick Perry. He’s going to be laying the fucking smackdown on the 1s and 2s. From Dick Perry’s mind-altering sounds to LC Rocks’ rage-inducing cover music, to the hundreds of young Americans ready to boil over with excitement, this is just a can’t miss event.

The TFM Day Rage will be like if an LSU tailgate had sex with the Kentucky Derby Infield, then their offspring knocked up a three-day Vegas bender, and then their kid wasn’t allowed to party or booze for like 10 years, then it popped a Viagra and was unleashed on Bourbon Street with 100 grand in cash. It’ll be like that.

It’s TFM Day Rage. Be there. Tickets are on sale now.

    2. FrataholicAnonymous

      I’d tell you to lace ’em up, but you’re probably one of those special children who still wears Velcro shoes. So…. strap them bitches on.

      13 years ago at 4:35 pm
    3. phigamsecrets

      I really want you to go. I hope that answers your first two questions, ipso facto. I want to stab you in the neck with a knife.

      13 years ago at 7:50 pm
    5. Year Around Frat

      Cupid, without you, How are we going to have much sexy time with ladies. Or better yet, meet our future wives? Don’t blow this Cupid, this is your one chance to show that are more than a baby with tiny balls. You got this Cupid!!!

      13 years ago at 3:55 pm
  8. Jon M Fratsman

    I bet at least a few people are going to show up with their TFM username taped to their chest and see if anyone recognizes them.

    13 years ago at 5:11 pm
    2. 1844_The_Win

      They need to hand out “Hi my name is ______” stickers at the ticket booth

      13 years ago at 6:29 pm
    4. BROnard Ramsey

      You’d have to provide some sort of proof that you are said troll though. I’m sure there’d be dick loads of try hards with Bronard Ramsey written on their nametag.

      13 years ago at 10:27 pm
    7. Jon M Fratsman

      ^^^ Showing up to the TFM event with another TFM user’s name on your chest. The ultimate TFM troll move.

      13 years ago at 3:20 am
    9. blowisfrat

      ^Seriously bro, because you maintain a commanding presence within the TFM community.

      13 years ago at 8:09 pm
  9. dragonslayer

    I love a good party, but I think I’ll have a better chance at getting my dick wet in the desert. CAN YOU SAY SAUSAGE FEST

    13 years ago at 5:15 pm