TFM for Dummies with Joke Explainer
13 years ago

I’m convinced that the “Comments” sections on TFM contain some of the funniest characters on the web. Many of them are sick, troubled individuals. Amidst the suggestions of suicide, rectal urination promises and general verbal assault, you will find some absolute gold.

Meet one of my favorite TFM users, Joke Explainer. Here are examples of Joke Explainer breaking down some common sense explanations:

I turn off Revenge of the Nerds after the Betas trash the Lambda house. TFM.

Wilt Chamberlain Pledge came up 9,995 girls short. Balled. TFM.

The CEO telling HR to give me a few weeks to ‘study’ for my drug test. TFM.

Introducing yourself mid-coitus. TFM.

The house cook knowing more of the sins you’ve committed than your priest. TFM.

When classes are canceled because of snow, we experience the opposite of whiteouts. TFM.

Democrats meet in coffee shops. Republicans meet in bars. TFM.

And finally, the man behind the famed Joke Explainer moniker doesn’t take kindly to impostors.

Follow me on Twitter @RogerDornTFM

    3. Wilco Frat

      I think OprahisaDyke and DavidAllanBro are the worst (or best, depending upon which angle you’re looking at the matter).

      13 years ago at 10:32 pm
    5. Until I get tired

      ^^^^ you sound like you also fall under the ‘cool and tough’ category.

      13 years ago at 3:18 am
    6. Geordie La Frat

      Actually, everyone above me falls under either the “NF” or “Tryhard” categories respectively.

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    9. Captain Thorpe

      Fratdusky always pulling off the perfectly timed comment. When will you get your own column?

      13 years ago at 2:42 am

    1. Except for his textbook knowledge of the lifestyle of the modern Fraternity man and impeccable grammar.

      13 years ago at 8:57 pm
  7. Join_Or_Die

    Posting another person’s jokes because you are too lazy to write your own column. TFM?

    13 years ago at 2:49 pm
    1. whisky and ice

      I guess it makes sense…think of it as the guy you always get homework off of in class.

      13 years ago at 11:34 pm
  11. ice cold frat

    This is funny because the staff of Grandex allows Roger_Dorn to write columns while ignoring the fact that he has down syndrome and other mental ailments.

    13 years ago at 3:33 pm
    2. fratslammin

      This is not funny because, do to the fact that a human individual with down syndrome and/or other mental ailments would be mentally incappable of writting a column or using a computer properly. So therefore, this comment is contradictory and impeccably wrong. Which in turn is a failure to slander against the author of this column. Frat on sir… or try to atleast.

      13 years ago at 3:38 pm