TFM for Dummies with Joke Explainer
13 years ago

I’m convinced that the “Comments” sections on TFM contain some of the funniest characters on the web. Many of them are sick, troubled individuals. Amidst the suggestions of suicide, rectal urination promises and general verbal assault, you will find some absolute gold.

Meet one of my favorite TFM users, Joke Explainer. Here are examples of Joke Explainer breaking down some common sense explanations:

I turn off Revenge of the Nerds after the Betas trash the Lambda house. TFM.

Wilt Chamberlain Pledge came up 9,995 girls short. Balled. TFM.

The CEO telling HR to give me a few weeks to ‘study’ for my drug test. TFM.

Introducing yourself mid-coitus. TFM.

The house cook knowing more of the sins you’ve committed than your priest. TFM.

When classes are canceled because of snow, we experience the opposite of whiteouts. TFM.

Democrats meet in coffee shops. Republicans meet in bars. TFM.

And finally, the man behind the famed Joke Explainer moniker doesn’t take kindly to impostors.

Follow me on Twitter @RogerDornTFM

  3. Frattios and sperrys

    This is a useless column because only GDIs should not understand such jokes that appear on a fraternity website… simple explaination

    13 years ago at 4:16 pm
  4. RomneyPledge

    Seriously, trolls here are getting old, even joke-explainer. Why do we support them?

    13 years ago at 4:28 pm
    1. PledgeInTheCloset

      Fratdusky is funny though, you have to respect that his jokes are still coming

      13 years ago at 6:13 pm
  8. PledgeInTheCloset

    Dorn and Bacon are posting way to many columns now. Calm down and stop trying so hard, these are becoming more and more intolerable to read.

    13 years ago at 6:12 pm
    3. So Pro

      ^^ ..pay more. Subliminally endorsing and ultimately reversing that geed ‘do more pay less’ motto. FAF.

      13 years ago at 1:01 am
    2. Wilco Frat

      No, because then if you try, you become a “try-hard”, which is NF. There’s no way to please the people of this site, and no way to be funny. Ever. So basically fuck you.

      13 years ago at 10:37 pm
    2. ItallcomesFraturally

      Boom goes the dynamite. Lynchem lacks the basic reading skills of an average IQ individual. Making fun of the handicapped, frat on Dorn.

      13 years ago at 9:47 pm
    3. Lynchem

      Maybe you should get out of your PT for the downs class and re-read that. “point of alcohol related amnesia.” Go smoke Bacons pole you fuckin corn dog.

      13 years ago at 11:53 pm
    5. JamesWestfall

      Nothing would make me happier than to put my corn dog in Roger Dorn’s cornhole while he’s sucking a nice fat corn on the cob. #fratboner

      13 years ago at 12:58 am
    6. So Pro

      Lynchem has the IQ of a fourth grader on a kindergarten reading level. Best of luck to ya, bud.

      13 years ago at 1:03 am
    7. Dixie 1865

      You are a damned idiot. Maybe the Joke Explainer should reply to this and explain that joke to you in further detail. On snow days, they do the OPPOSITE of WHITE out…. the opposite of WHITE is BLACK. People typically “Black Out” after heavily drinking. Hence, they drink on snow days. Eat a Dick, numb-nuts

      13 years ago at 3:03 am
    10. Lynchem

      Well with your definition blue could be the opposite of white and purple of black. There is no such thing y’all are fucking dumb and get off Dorns dick.

      13 years ago at 8:00 pm
    11. JamesWestfall

      Actually when you were in kindergarten you learned a thing called the color wheel. Subsequently, the opposite of blue and purple would be essentially the color on the opposite side of the color wheel. Now with that said, white and black are not on the color wheel, so therefore they could not be the opposite of purple and blue. When you mix black and white, you make grey which would be the median of the two colors. So if grey is in the middle that means white is on one end of the spectrum and black is on the other. Since that makes them on opposing sides of the spectrum that would in turn make them opposites. Common sense really isn’t that hard to learn, pal. This is why we place them crazies in special homes so we don’t have to deal with them.

      13 years ago at 8:11 pm
    13. Lynchem

      OMGZZZ I just got sooo burned by some rad fartter on TFM. Y’all are so fratty and smart. Everyone on this site is a billionaire and is super fratty in their sperrys.

      13 years ago at 12:06 pm
    16. 2ndAmmendmentBRO

      ^^^ Somebody had their feelings hurt. It’s ok little buddy, just replace that bloody tampon and get after it again on another column.

      13 years ago at 1:51 am

    17. But in reality, black is the absence of color where as white is a combination of all colors. So the opposite of no color would be all colors and the opposite of all colors would be no colors. Therefore, white is the opposite of black and Lynchem is a color-hating liberabl.

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm