TFM Is Looking For Funny, Talented Writers
If you’ve been the funniest person in every room you’ve walked into and possess the ability to translate your humor to written words, I flat out need you to write for us. We’re looking for hilarious, talented writers who understand the unique voice of our site to join our remote writing team. It would also be great if your grammar didn’t suck, but if you have the talent, we’ll work with you either way. We’ll pay you, too, with real money.
Total Frat Move is seeking the funniest, most creative writers in the country to submit an original piece and blow us away. If you prove you can contribute quality content consistently, we will make you an offer to join our freelance writing team.
So, why would you want to write for TFM?
1. The Grandex network attracts between 12 and 22 million unique visitors each month. Bottom line: Your work will be read by many, many people.
2. It’s great experience. For you journalism majors and aspiring writers, this is a great résumé addition and a foot in the industry door. You also get to experience firsthand the inner workings of a successful website. Most of our full-time, in-house writing staff started writing for us this way.
3. You get paid per published piece.
4. It’s just a lot of fun.
What are we looking for in your writing?
Generally speaking, we are looking for writers who stand out from a pack of good writers, because their pieces are clearly a cut above the rest. The ideal addition to our team is uniquely funny and can relate to our audience while upholding the style and voice of TFM. The same old bullshit we’ve read a thousand times from aspiring writers will not be considered. If you think it may be a bit plain or unoriginal, delete it and start over. If you use “bro” and “frat” with sincerity, your piece will get trashed and I won’t even send you a courtesy rejection email. If you can’t write a compelling headline, bye.
Be these things:
1. Hilarious.
2. Grammatically adequate.
3. Relatable to our broad audience.
4. Original.
5. And dedicated. If you’re a fit, we’d like for you to write early, often, and for a long time.
If you’re interested and think you’re the ideal candidate to write for us, please send me an email (dillon@grandex.co) with this subject line: TFM WRITER: [your first and last name], along with 100 words about why you’d own this position. I will instruct you from there. Please do not email me unless you are prepared to prove you’re a quality writer with an original writing sample, which I will provide details on with my response to you..
Kinda knew this before you wrote this article
11 years ago at 3:37 pmIf only Dorn’s mom got “paid per piece,” she could have long since retired.
11 years ago at 10:48 pmSaw this on buzzfeed like a month ago.
11 years ago at 3:42 pmLike helmet stickers?
11 years ago at 3:42 pmCan I try to be a TFM writer?
11 years ago at 3:47 pmAllen,
We miss you man! Don’t get to hear from you as often since Roger and TechGuy took down the forums. Hope all is well buddy!
Sincerely,
StarShieldandLamp
11 years ago at 9:03 amHow much do you pay?
11 years ago at 3:48 pmFor $25 I can write Steve Holt type articles. For $2,500 I can write JTrain level articles.
It’s about time you guys bring Ruger on full time.
11 years ago at 4:11 pm“3. Relatable to our broad audience.”
You’re thinking of TSM.
11 years ago at 4:15 pmI bet if you just sent a picture of your dick dorn would hand you the job on the spot
11 years ago at 4:33 pmSo which new writer wrote this? I thought it was hilarious
11 years ago at 4:35 pmCan we just get some more JTrain articles? I don’t know what goes on in his mind but his articles are always on par with the old school TFM articles back in the days of the Frat Romance Novel
11 years ago at 4:44 pmJTrain requests at least $2,500 per article, whereas the other writers are paid $25-$50. We have to endure many $25-era before we get a
11 years ago at 4:49 pmJTrain-er.