TFM Is Looking To Hire The Best Content Manager In America

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For some of you, the time to graduate has come. It’s time to retire the intramural jersey and go suit shopping. Which way are you going? You doing the corporate thing? You gonna suit up and side part every day to start climbing that ladder? There’s nothing wrong with that route, but it’s not as awesome as the opportunity I’m presenting.

Total Frat Move is looking for the best Content Manager in the country to work with us in our Austin, Texas office.

This position entails overseeing and managing the daily flow of content on TFM. Under the direction of yours truly and W.R. Bolen, you’ll be working closely with our freelance writing team and our in-house writing staff to ensure all content is published efficiently and flawlessly. You’ll also be aggregating the best content from around the web that fits the TFM voice and brand. If you’ve got the skills to write some entertaining stuff for us, we’re going to publish the shit out of it. Writing ability is a huge plus.

Why would you want to work with us?

∙ We offer the best work environment you’ll find anywhere. We work hard, we play hard. We even have a Golden Tee machine in the damn office, which I will destroy you on.
∙ You’ll never have to look at a spreadsheet. Your job will be fun as fuck.
∙ We’re located in Austin. It’s a fun, young city with more to do than you can handle.
∙ You’ll be managing one of the biggest, fastest growing entertainment websites on the web.
∙ You’ll earn a competitive salary.
∙ You’ll get full bennies (benefits), including health, dental, vision, and 401k with employer contribution.

Job Requirements:

∙ You need to be the most internet savvy person you know. Bottom line.
∙ You need to be extremely familiar with the TFM brand and TotalFratMove.com as a whole.
∙ You need to be computer competent.
∙ You need to have a degree from a four-year university. I swear if I get a résumé from a single HSFS, I will lose it.
∙ You must be extremely dedicated to the growth of TFM and constantly motivated to drive web traffic to the site. The grind never slows down.
∙ You have to be a team player who works well with others.
∙ You must have a strong grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
∙ Lastly, you need to have a sense of humor.

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If you think you’re a perfect fit for the position, please send your résumé to dillon@grandex.co, along with 100 words telling me why I should even look at it.

  1. The Sixth Year

    “I’m an 8 year-old boy.” There, got you to look in 5 words.

    Sorry Dorn.

    10 years ago at 2:40 pm
  2. Fratchelor Pad

    I thought there was going to be a strung out Dick Perry video and I was pretty excited.

    10 years ago at 2:51 pm
  3. USArmy

    Dorn, serious question. Has TFM considering substitution of a four year degree with X amount of time in the military?

    Example: Will substitute 4 year degree with 10 years military service in signal corps or human resources.

    I know a lot of guys who have some college, but didn’t finish due to career constraints, and would make great content managers, website developers, etc.

    10 years ago at 2:52 pm
    1. Fratastic_Mr_Fox

      Did they teach you guys a lot about web content curation in the military?

      10 years ago at 2:57 pm
      1. USArmy

        There are specific jobs that do require it. The 25 series would know more about that than I do. My experience with websites is figuring out how to download porn.

        10 years ago at 3:01 pm
  4. Fratastic_Mr_Fox

    “Embedded in my resume is a map of some new playground locations that you can check out for fresh talent”

    20 words.

    10 years ago at 2:55 pm
    1. Did you not even try to read the top comment? Dorn Pedo joke has already been made for this article.

      10 years ago at 2:58 pm
    2. Whiskey_Ginger

      Clearly he needs the Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good

      10 years ago at 3:12 pm
  5. You DQ’d most of the commenters on the site when you stipulated strong verbal skills as a job req…

    10 years ago at 2:59 pm
  6. StudlyAtEverything

    I can clearly see the confidence you have in the type of retards from the comment sections that will apply for this by you having to explain what “bennies” are.

    10 years ago at 3:18 pm