TFM Is Looking To Hire The Best Content Manager In America

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For some of you, the time to graduate has come. It’s time to retire the intramural jersey and go suit shopping. Which way are you going? You doing the corporate thing? You gonna suit up and side part every day to start climbing that ladder? There’s nothing wrong with that route, but it’s not as awesome as the opportunity I’m presenting.

Total Frat Move is looking for the best Content Manager in the country to work with us in our Austin, Texas office.

This position entails overseeing and managing the daily flow of content on TFM. Under the direction of yours truly and W.R. Bolen, you’ll be working closely with our freelance writing team and our in-house writing staff to ensure all content is published efficiently and flawlessly. You’ll also be aggregating the best content from around the web that fits the TFM voice and brand. If you’ve got the skills to write some entertaining stuff for us, we’re going to publish the shit out of it. Writing ability is a huge plus.

Why would you want to work with us?

∙ We offer the best work environment you’ll find anywhere. We work hard, we play hard. We even have a Golden Tee machine in the damn office, which I will destroy you on.
∙ You’ll never have to look at a spreadsheet. Your job will be fun as fuck.
∙ We’re located in Austin. It’s a fun, young city with more to do than you can handle.
∙ You’ll be managing one of the biggest, fastest growing entertainment websites on the web.
∙ You’ll earn a competitive salary.
∙ You’ll get full bennies (benefits), including health, dental, vision, and 401k with employer contribution.

Job Requirements:

∙ You need to be the most internet savvy person you know. Bottom line.
∙ You need to be extremely familiar with the TFM brand and TotalFratMove.com as a whole.
∙ You need to be computer competent.
∙ You need to have a degree from a four-year university. I swear if I get a résumé from a single HSFS, I will lose it.
∙ You must be extremely dedicated to the growth of TFM and constantly motivated to drive web traffic to the site. The grind never slows down.
∙ You have to be a team player who works well with others.
∙ You must have a strong grasp of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
∙ Lastly, you need to have a sense of humor.

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If you think you’re a perfect fit for the position, please send your résumé to dillon@grandex.co, along with 100 words telling me why I should even look at it.

  1. 24packInMyFratpack

    I’m sure that the article containing the joke resumes will be entertaining.

    10 years ago at 3:34 pm
  2. Bigtuna

    “Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!”

    10 years ago at 3:44 pm
  3. Ron_Paul_2016

    “We are located in Austin”. Why is the TFM office located in one of the more liberal cities in Texas? Am I the only one who has noticed this?

    10 years ago at 4:45 pm
    1. WPSbobbylee

      They went to school at Texas State, and they sure as shit aren’t going to have offices in San Marcos.

      10 years ago at 5:40 pm
  4. ThugzMansion

    You may destroy me on Golden Tee, but how many pocket pussies have you won out of a claw machine?

    10 years ago at 8:09 pm
  5. ijustcameheretofrat

    Went into IHOP the other day and saw that bennies was an eggs benedict meal. Can get that instead of your bennies or is that an upcharge?

    10 years ago at 12:48 am