TFM Releases 3 Chapters of Upcoming Book
12 years ago

The Total Frat Move book is set to hit shelves on Tuesday, January 15. However, three chapters have already been released online, and are available to read now — just a little teaser to wet your beak, and get the blood flowing southward until she shows up on your doorstep.

Chapter 1, Join or Die a GDI:

In the first chapter you are introduced to Townes Prescott III, the book’s main character who has just set foot on college campus as a wide-eyed freshman. He details an outrageous night of fraternity rush and prepares you for the life-changing journey he is about to embark on. It gets weird.

Chapter 9, Sorostitute Stories:

In the ninth chapter Prescott chronicles a few of his most notable hook-up experiences, while explaining his transition from hard-peckered rookie in the sack, to well trained sex aficionado. It gets weirder.

Chapter 11, Road Trip Raging:

TP III and the rest of the Alphas load up the buses and head to New Orleans for their annual formal, the final one of Townes’ collegiate career. It quickly becomes apparent that fraternity road trips, such as this one, can often be as fun as the formal itself. It gets weirdest.

Read all three chapters and order your copy here.

    1. Nazi Bacon

      This joke’s older than my buddy Hitler’s joke about the rabbi and gypsy who got thrown overboard.

      (those aren’t buoys!)

      12 years ago at 9:51 pm
  6. Maobama

    You could’ve given us a bit more warning. I had no idea TFM was coming out with a book. Maybe advertise a little bit more. You could put a banner on the bottom of the page or something like that.

    12 years ago at 9:35 pm
    1. Capt_Peeonbutt

      You gotta upgrade your windows 98. They did all of your suggestions prior to you pointing it out,

      12 years ago at 10:44 pm
  8. Capt_Peeonbutt

    I wanted to read the entirety of this book the day it is released but I can’t resist the preview. Fuck you intern. I assume I have you to blame.

    12 years ago at 10:43 pm