New TFM Tanks For Spring Break 2016
Making the most of Spring Break is all about going in with the right state of mind. It’s essential to set the tone early that you’re there to fuck shit up and be as reprehensible as humanly possible. Any asshole can brashly boast to the world with his words, but a real pipe-laying aficionado lets his inappropriate tank top do the talking. Pretty sure that’s word for word a Teddy Roosevelt quote — and he was a bad motherfucker who crushed copious amounts of ass.
“But just how aggressive do I need to get when I purchase my tank?” If you have to ask that question you’re probably not ready, kid. Luckily, we perfected a collection of sleeveless shirts with just the right amount of obnoxiousness. Now you don’t have to worry about coming up with a humorous slogan and dealing with getting enough brothers to buy in bulk from some sketchy shirt company around campus. We partnered up with our friends at Tilt, and developed these tanks that will have you rolling in puss, and just being general crowd pleasers wherever you go.
Like any good party planned via Tilt, we need to make sure enough of you are on board. If 100 people don’t buy the shirt, we won’t make it. That’s why we need you to rally the troops and spread the word about four of the most barbaric tank tops created in human history.
Click your favorite tank to get the ball rolling. Thank us later..
“10 sold” yea I bet
9 years ago at 2:37 pmthis is so fucking bad, like I want to support you guys but I can’t justify this shit
9 years ago at 3:55 pmYou really missed an opportunity here. Imagine how many SEC school orders you’d have if you went with “Legalize Meth”.
9 years ago at 4:41 pmThis gets me wondering which high schools designed these.
9 years ago at 6:34 pmIn the wise words of Mr. Rick James- “cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
In my words- ” I agree.”
In the cops words- ” You’re both right, but I can’t afford it on the salary that the people give me from our democratic government so you’re going to jail.”
*Moral or the story- find cops that will take cocaine as a gift and not take you to jail for wanting to be able legalize the white pony.
*2nd moral of the story and the most important- you will go to jail for probable cause for wearing this shirt.
Good luck fellas and may the odds forever be in your favor. I’m drunk.
9 years ago at 9:17 pmtry harder
9 years ago at 10:47 pmThat comment didn’t work out the way you planned, huh?
9 years ago at 4:11 amI am actually all for TFM selling these shitty tanks because they will make it so much easier to identify high schoolers
9 years ago at 3:44 pm