TFM Spring Break Photo Contest Results

FAILS


The Sigma Chi sunburn. TFM.

God that looks painful.


Beer bonging with the bros. TFM.

Some people just do things differently, I suppose.


Who wants some Rape Punch?

I’m good man. Thanks for offering though.


Spring Break in Paris. TFM.

Even the slimiest Frenchman would call this guy a filthy GDI.


The TFTC bicep tat. TFTC.

It was only a matter of time before someone made this happen.


Just another day at the beach. TFM.

That’s a cute sorority squat.


Getting in there. TFM.

The girl in the background grabbing her crouch and cringing makes this a classic.


Making this Spring Break one we’ll never forget. TFM.

Whose brilliant fucking idea was this?


Raging with the Keystone Light Camaro. TFM.

Classic example of trying too hard.


That’s right. I let it hang.

Yes, one of his testicles was out.


Ball so hard I steal signs and they wanna fine me. That shit cray.

Looks like he got crazy amounts of ass.


Threesomes in the shower. TFM.

Apparently it didn’t go well.


The Penthouse. PCB!

She screams “classy” and you scream “no bid.”


Sororstitutes at SPI. TFM.

Get it big fella!


Dislocating your knee, and paying $300 for your mexican hospital visit because you blew all your money at the clubs. TFM.

Better luck next year, champ.


All you can eat butt-ffet!

I’m sure she thoroughly enjoyed this treatment.


The mechanical bull. TFM.

He is clearly TFTC if she is ok or not.


Our monogrammed chugglers bring all the fratstars to the bar. TSM.

Fratstars with back-tats that UFC fighters would approve of.


Someone couldn’t handle their tequila funnel.

All those girls and he’s sleeping like a bitch.


RAGE RAGE RAGE from Apple Headquarters in Cupertino, CA!

In an undershirt? At Apple HQ? What?


Shit. Puke. Rally. TFM.

Looks like he forgot the “rally” part.


Raging like Snookie. TSM.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.


Just your every day deep sea fishing trip in PCB.

Why is there a fish attached to that guy’s fucking arm?


Pissing on GDIs no matter what country you are in. TFM.

That is the worst tattoo I have ever seen.


Captain, we have hit land.

Smooth move ExLax.


Punta Cana clubbing in nothing but a Sperry.

The guy in the hat looks like he really wants what you’ve hidden in your shoe.


Raising 'em right when they’re young.

And the Father of the Year award goes to this guy.


Tequila Tuesday led to Wheelchair Wednesday.

Wheelchair Wednesday leads to Total Regret Thursday.


TFM koozie in Cancun.

I finally find our number one fan.

Click on page 3 to view the WINNER

    1. PDT357

      I’m in the yellow shorts on the cooler…no idea who the guy fingering the girl is, but that girl’s name is Ashlee and she fucked my pledge brother while we were there.

      13 years ago at 3:01 pm
    1. Le Garde Vieux

      I’m sorry. Tell me again really slowly why this girl did not win?
      …and why isn’t she entered in the sweethearts column?

      13 years ago at 6:24 pm
  1. Oprah ls A Dyke

    Questionable winning pic. If the coolest thing you did during Spring Break was photobomb some reasonably attractive women…

    13 years ago at 6:21 pm
  2. This Fuckin Guy

    But seriously, the girl in the middle of the winning picture…holy shit.

    13 years ago at 6:23 pm
  3. Frationalguard

    The GDI piss tattoo wasn’t the worst thing that guy was rocking, look at his fucking fedora

    13 years ago at 6:32 pm
  4. FratMuscle

    Seriously. Fuck the Bahamians for driving scooters on the Louisville Chugger field.

    13 years ago at 6:37 pm
  5. Rihanna Deserved It

    a picture of John Goodman having sex with a roast beef sandwich would
    have beaten this “winning” picture of two average looking girls, a dime, and some pasty southerner

    13 years ago at 6:49 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      Parks that was a hilarious comment but you might be overthinking it a little

      13 years ago at 9:59 pm
  6. Gamma_Delta_I0ta

    Page 2, photo 8. That god damn GDI on the left is wearing Guitar Hero Boxers.

    13 years ago at 7:36 pm