TFM Spring Break Photo Contest Results
FAILS
God that looks painful.
Beer bonging with the bros. TFM.
Some people just do things differently, I suppose.
I’m good man. Thanks for offering though.
Even the slimiest Frenchman would call this guy a filthy GDI.
It was only a matter of time before someone made this happen.
Just another day at the beach. TFM.
That’s a cute sorority squat.
The girl in the background grabbing her crouch and cringing makes this a classic.
Making this Spring Break one we’ll never forget. TFM.
Whose brilliant fucking idea was this?
Raging with the Keystone Light Camaro. TFM.
Classic example of trying too hard.
Yes, one of his testicles was out.
Ball so hard I steal signs and they wanna fine me. That shit cray.
Looks like he got crazy amounts of ass.
Threesomes in the shower. TFM.
Apparently it didn’t go well.
She screams “classy” and you scream “no bid.”
Get it big fella!
Dislocating your knee, and paying $300 for your mexican hospital visit because you blew all your money at the clubs. TFM.
Better luck next year, champ.
I’m sure she thoroughly enjoyed this treatment.
He is clearly TFTC if she is ok or not.
Our monogrammed chugglers bring all the fratstars to the bar. TSM.
Fratstars with back-tats that UFC fighters would approve of.
Someone couldn’t handle their tequila funnel.
All those girls and he’s sleeping like a bitch.
RAGE RAGE RAGE from Apple Headquarters in Cupertino, CA!
In an undershirt? At Apple HQ? What?
Looks like he forgot the “rally” part.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on here.
Just your every day deep sea fishing trip in PCB.
Why is there a fish attached to that guy’s fucking arm?
Pissing on GDIs no matter what country you are in. TFM.
That is the worst tattoo I have ever seen.
Smooth move ExLax.
Punta Cana clubbing in nothing but a Sperry.
The guy in the hat looks like he really wants what you’ve hidden in your shoe.
Raising 'em right when they’re young.
And the Father of the Year award goes to this guy.
Tequila Tuesday led to Wheelchair Wednesday.
Wheelchair Wednesday leads to Total Regret Thursday.
I finally find our number one fan.
Click on page 3 to view the WINNER
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13 years ago at 5:47 pmMr. Speaker saves the day.
13 years ago at 5:59 pmFucking speaker!
13 years ago at 8:10 pmThe picture of John Daly bumpin’ meat should’ve won.
13 years ago at 8:11 pmwhat was censored?
13 years ago at 11:12 pmChubby Chuck Liddell was plugging a whales blow hole.
13 years ago at 2:15 pmI’m in the yellow shorts on the cooler…no idea who the guy fingering the girl is, but that girl’s name is Ashlee and she fucked my pledge brother while we were there.
13 years ago at 3:01 pmCool story Hansel
13 years ago at 3:59 pmthose boobs shouldve won
13 years ago at 6:00 pmSeconded
13 years ago at 6:05 pm^
13 years ago at 6:20 pm8======D~~~~~~~
13 years ago at 6:37 pm^All of that up there.
13 years ago at 8:00 pm^
13 years ago at 10:10 pmThose boobs are classified as a type DD PFD
13 years ago at 8:26 amno need for a life jacket
At least the South won.
13 years ago at 12:03 pm^well that’s a first
13 years ago at 12:09 pmI’m sorry. Tell me again really slowly why this girl did not win?
13 years ago at 6:24 pm…and why isn’t she entered in the sweethearts column?
Seriously, how did Tits Magee not take the W?
13 years ago at 3:12 amHow the fuck did that first picture not win? man ass > boobs? really?
13 years ago at 11:57 amshes not a sweetheart b/c shes SOPHOMORE IN HIGHSCHOOL.
13 years ago at 2:54 pmQuestionable winning pic. If the coolest thing you did during Spring Break was photobomb some reasonably attractive women…
13 years ago at 6:21 pmIt was just posted really early. That’s why it got so many Nice Moves.
13 years ago at 9:04 amBut seriously, the girl in the middle of the winning picture…holy shit.
13 years ago at 6:23 pmIntern, find out who the girl is. Now!
13 years ago at 11:01 pmLori Shapiro, NC State.
13 years ago at 11:02 amShe looks even better topless
13 years ago at 12:44 pm^ I’m sure everyone was wondering that question
13 years ago at 1:00 pmThe GDI piss tattoo wasn’t the worst thing that guy was rocking, look at his fucking fedora
13 years ago at 6:32 pm^ https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/892122#comment-559008
13 years ago at 9:31 pmAny arguments saying NC State is “NF” are now invalid.
13 years ago at 6:35 pm^
13 years ago at 6:12 amNC State-NF
13 years ago at 7:06 pm^This guy
13 years ago at 11:26 amSeriously. Fuck the Bahamians for driving scooters on the Louisville Chugger field.
13 years ago at 6:37 pmthe bahamians face trying to pull up to avoid collision is priceless
13 years ago at 3:12 pma picture of John Goodman having sex with a roast beef sandwich would
13 years ago at 6:49 pmhave beaten this “winning” picture of two average looking girls, a dime, and some pasty southerner
Parks that was a hilarious comment but you might be overthinking it a little
13 years ago at 9:59 pmPage 2, photo 8. That god damn GDI on the left is wearing Guitar Hero Boxers.
13 years ago at 7:36 pm