TFM Spring Break Photo Contest Results

After weeks of fierce competition the TFM Spring Break Photo Contest has come to a close. I’d like to thank everyone that participated. Some seriously disturbing images were submitted that will permanently haunt my dreams.

Here are some of the best photos from the contest, some of the worst fails that were submitted, and finally…the winner of the 2012 TFM Spring Break Photo Contest.

FINALISTS


Spring Break is deer season in Panama City.

The law clearly states “NO BOARDSHORTS” you illiterate GDI deer.


Bahamas Bound. TFM.

The captain is even taking the time to make sure the keg is securely loaded. I hope you tipped him accordingly.


Topless Tens. TFM.

If I had proof that they are tens you might’ve had a shot at winning the whole contest.


Lehigh University Greeks killing it in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico last week.

This is how Spring Break is done: with a solid house in an exotic location and a good ratio.


Butt naked blackout. TFM.

He might have a pool net jammed into his grundel, but if this guy didn’t have a good time, no one did. That pool is fucking tiny though.


Perfect form. TFM.

Notice the extension of the belly to ensure that it makes contact with the water before any other part of his body. He is dedicated to his craft.


Photo bombing KDs. TFM.

“OMG this will be totes cute for our recruitment video next year! Damn it never mind!”


I dare you to find a better bikini. TSM.

This came dangerously close to winning, being a nip slip, and giving me an in-office erection.


The beloved OTPHJ. TFM.

“That’s right girl, just rub it a little. Pretend you’re passed out. No one will notice.”


Frat on frat on frat.

Next year submit a photo captioned “OTPHJ on OTPHJ on OTPHJ” and you might win.


Everything’s better in Texas.

Under normal circumstances I would say the more skin the better, especially in a Spring Break scenario, but these girls found a way to pull off the one-piece.


Taking over the sand bar in PCB. TFM.

Venturing out to the sand bar with your flag and taking over is a nice move.


Fake tits, and Spring Break in Key West. TFM.

Awesome boobage, solid caption, but not enough to come away with a win.


Blacking out mid-smash. TFM.

He was so drunk that he actually tried to bone her through a blanket. That is awesome. The water bottle on the ground might have been the difference between winning and losing.


Our slam hoists our colors…topless. TFM.

Look at her friend. She’s like, “Oh Amy! You silly goose!” Meanwhile Amy starts to regret her decision to become a topless flag-bearer and covers up.


Leaf blower beer bong. TFM.

This is incredibly ineffective, but awesome. I don’t care what anyone says; wasting beer because you can is frat as fuck. If I’m shitfaced and we’ve got 1,000 Natty Lights then I’m wasting at least 10 on beer showers, long pour chugging, and freshman cleavage moisturizing.


Almost getting hit doing a Louisville Chugger in the middle of the street in the Bahamas. TFTC.

Those fucking Bahamians shouldn’t be driving their scooters in your Louisville Chugger field.


Spring Break 12 ‘Merica.

Good-sized boat, beautiful view, and an iconic tee shirt that you can get here.

Click on page 2 to view the FAILS

    1. toss me a bronson

      Someone please explain to me the connection between photobombing sorostitutes and democracy

      13 years ago at 10:03 pm
    2. The Law Firm

      Changing the votes to change the outcome of elections. TFTC.
      For next time, Intern.

      13 years ago at 11:05 pm
  1. Frat Blue Ribbon

    The girl in the middle of the winning photo needs to get her sweetheart application submitted and accepted immediately.

    13 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. Frat Blue Ribbon

      They are TFM Sweethearts. Not TSM Sweethearts. who gives a fuck if she’s a sorority girl or not, she’s gorgeous.

      13 years ago at 9:23 pm
  2. SomethingWasDoneHere

    How the fuck did ginger Casper hiding from girls win over a picture of a solid 9 sitting on a cooler (with 4 handles of Maker’s on ice), on a boat with an American flag in a foreign country, on its way to catch marlins? Fuck you intern. Fuck communism. And fuck this contest.

    13 years ago at 8:08 pm
    1. SomethingWasDoneHere

      I would hardly consider 20 votes (prior to this column) a substantial margin not warranting further contest or a re-vote. This is why I do consider this a defamatory and dishonest contest in which it decreases the respect, regard, and confidence in being FaF. I will be contacting my lawyer.

      13 years ago at 9:44 pm
  3. Brovis Love III

    what i gathered from this is wearing a deer head is fratty, wearing a rabbit head is not.

    13 years ago at 8:47 pm
  4. purple_and_red

    The “I don’t know what the fuck is going on here” one is hilarious.

    Let’s analyze. Some chick in a bunny mascot mask. Two big ol’ black women in dresses. Some dude with a popcorn bowl. A girl with a plastic bag. And what might be a giant pile of crap on the beach.

    What, in fact, the fuck is going on there?

    13 years ago at 9:09 pm
  5. five_fratpples

    ^ Now I don’t know about that…but she is deserving of lots and lots of pee.

    13 years ago at 10:46 pm
  6. Roger Sterling Jr

    The keg being loaded onto a private jet is much more of a TFM than any of the other submissions.

    13 years ago at 1:21 am