Mexico F*ck Yeah

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TFM and the worldwide travel company Invasion have teamed up to bring you the greatest all-inclusive Spring Break package in recorded human history.

Cancun, Mexico is the setting for this trip for the ages, and every single week of March is the time when the debauchery is scheduled. With TFM and Invasion’s one-of-a-kind package deal, you’ll spend your days relaxing on the pristine beaches, and your nights drowning in All You Can Drink specials at some of the hottest nightclubs in town. Four nights of unlimited beverages combined with free food all week guarantees that the simpler desires in your life will be fulfilled.

No matter what week in March your school has set aside, Invasion and TFM have a trip package scheduled that will change the way you think about Spring Break forever. From the five-star resort hotel to the countless nearby dining and boozing options, every minute you spend in Cancun is guaranteed to be a memorable one. Whether you actually remember those moments or not is up to you.

Bring your golf clubs while you’re at it, because with this all-inclusive package you’ll get unlimited time at the on-site course. What more could you possibly want?

How about a free trip? All you have to do is get 16 friends to sign up with your unique Group ID code, and you’re cruising to Cancun for the low low price of $0.00. Don’t have 16 friends? Sign up 10 and get 50% off of your entire trip. Even if you can only get a crew of five together, the good folks at Rowdy Gentleman are offering a $50 gift card so you can supplement your wardrobe with a “Merica Fuck Yeah” tank to celebrate your voyage South of the Border in style.

Still not convinced? Check out these photos of the resort where you’ll spend the best week of your life:

I'll take "Things That Don't Suck" for $1000, Alex.
I’ll take “Things That Don’t Suck” for $1000, Alex.
If you have the option, why WOULDN't you want to spend your Spring Break in a 1000-foot pool?
If you have the option, why WOULDN’t you want to spend your Spring Break in a 1000-foot pool?
Coco Bongo, one of several places where you'll enjoy AYCD specials.
Coco Bongo, one of several places where you’ll enjoy AYCD specials.

Find out more about Spring Break with TFM and Invasion, and get your unique Group ID code here.

  1. a_good_thing

    Bacon and Dorn just found a way to try and convince everyone on this site to pay for their trip to Mexico.

    12 years ago at 8:50 pm
  2. Beezaj

    I seriously wish I knew about this earlier. I already booked Cabo but this sounds epic.

    12 years ago at 10:51 pm
  3. OMFratRebel

    I would take you guys seriously, but after seeing countless overhyped plugs to enter fantasy football games, this sounds like the most overhyped trip ever.

    12 years ago at 11:47 pm
  4. Frat Golf

    Gosh TFM, you guys can’t handle a Day Rage reference without deleting my comment? Don’t hate the player..

    12 years ago at 1:19 am
  5. Punxsutawney Phil

    Not being able to take advantage of this deal because they don’t offer your week of Spring Break. TDelawareM.

    12 years ago at 12:58 pm
  6. Michael Scott

    Basically anyone that’s anyone in greek life at my school will be at this resort (it’s Oasis btw) during the first week of march. See you fuckers there.

    12 years ago at 4:12 pm
  7. FDM

    This is terrible advertising. You make it seem like all 16 get to go for free when it’s buy 16 get the 17th free. Same with buy 10 get the 11th free.

    12 years ago at 11:07 pm