TFM Sweetheart of the Week: Doriane Steele
13 years ago

The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff.

Meet Doriane Steele of Arkansas. She’s an Early Education major at the University of Arkansas, and she’s our inaugural Sweetheart of the Week.

Doriane is single, but if you can’t make her laugh, you probably don’t have a chance with her. Also, it would behoove you to skip the “Come sit on the back of my bike so my friends can check you out” move. Not only will it be ineffective, it will just creep her out.

CLICK HERE to view Doriane‘s full Sweetheart profile.

    5. Dillon Cheverere

      ^^ You too, my friend. ^ Not you though, sir. I hope your weekend is moderately enjoyable at best.

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
    6. ImNateHlggers

      ^^^ I hope you die in a fiery car accident this weekend. #TeamDorn you homo.

      13 years ago at 2:30 pm
  3. Oldgopherballs

    PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    13 years ago at 12:16 pm
  8. Vandal

    this is a horrible idea. remove the comments option, some of these girls will suffer irreversible psychological damage

    13 years ago at 12:30 pm
    2. Nasty and inebriated

      And I’ll be there to comfort them. Also I would micturate in her fanny.

      13 years ago at 12:34 pm
    4. Vandal

      im doing this for the sake of the girls sanity, you have forced my hand:

      i would butcher an entire village in africa, machete to the face, to wrap her legs around my head and wear her like the crown she is.

      ill crawl through a mile of shit just to see where it came from.

      i want to cook her breakfast. a blue waffle

      i would rather watch her color than to do just about any thing else. and by color i mean have her beat me off onto the face of the mona lisa

      13 years ago at 10:34 am
  10. YourButt_MyPee

    I would tongue punch her fart box before releasing copious amounts of urine into her anal sphincter.

    13 years ago at 12:41 pm
  11. WFratU

    Dorn, thank you for single-handedly bringing unbridled depravity back to the comments section. You’re a black Jesus.

    13 years ago at 12:42 pm
    1. better_than_you

      I bought a black Jesus a few years ago, and he told me he was taking a break on Sunday. Never worked since.

      13 years ago at 2:37 pm