TFM Sweetheart of the Week: Doriane Steele

The TFM Sweethearts are a collection of the most attractive, American sorority girls from across the country. Every week we are featuring one as the Sweetheart of the Week, as chosen by the TFM staff.

Meet Doriane Steele of Arkansas. She’s an Early Education major at the University of Arkansas, and she’s our inaugural Sweetheart of the Week.

Doriane is single, but if you can’t make her laugh, you probably don’t have a chance with her. Also, it would behoove you to skip the “Come sit on the back of my bike so my friends can check you out” move. Not only will it be ineffective, it will just creep her out.

CLICK HERE to view Doriane‘s full Sweetheart profile.

  1. Fratting in 1868

    Ya can’t beat the southern girls, no question about it.
    I hope they don’t shit on you Dorn.

    12 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. Jesus_Buttholesworth

      Perhaps I, too, would allow her the luxury of fondling my Don Johnson.

      12 years ago at 2:10 pm
  2. The Standard

    Classic TFM move. Take one part of the website and put on another part of the website so that the website is just a clusterfuck of looping links and sections.

    12 years ago at 2:14 pm
  3. Tallapoosa Snu

    This comments section is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website… that poor girl.

    12 years ago at 2:23 pm
  4. ImNateHlggers

    I’d definitely use her as the main subject of my tribute to Patrick Bateman.

    12 years ago at 2:37 pm