Want to meet up for last call at a bar? I’ll be blackout, mumble sweet nothings in your ear, make you pay for the cab back to your place, then pass out and piss in your bed before any sex occurs.
You should stop trying to be funny or having a personality at all. You are just another talentless slag that is getting older and uglier with each passing day.
If you’re gonna do these, at least pick creative comments. And bring back whiteboard notes in the background.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmDan, you crossed the line between dad body and fat.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmAlso don’t like how he says his last name. Sounds fake, like he’s trying to fancy it up.
11 years ago at 12:34 pmI’ll still say it as register. As in registered sex offender.
11 years ago at 12:50 pmSacrificing my well-being so we can shoot a Rocky montage of me getting back into shape. #teamcontent
11 years ago at 12:56 pmbetter start soon or you won’t be able to see your frock anymore
11 years ago at 1:19 pmwhat we like to call a Dickdo.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmIt’s when your stomach hang out farther than your dick do.
All of the girls in that video…would.
11 years ago at 12:33 pm*not
11 years ago at 1:30 pmJesus Christ Hot Piece just read the fucking comment
11 years ago at 12:34 pmI’m gonna get lapped for this but Bacon’s honestly the only one of y’all that I would feel fine getting a beer with.
11 years ago at 12:58 pmGo suck a muffler, intern
11 years ago at 1:02 pmhot piece is the furthest from being a “hot piece”
11 years ago at 1:03 pmI bet I could get further if I tried.
11 years ago at 1:57 pmWant to meet up for last call at a bar? I’ll be blackout, mumble sweet nothings in your ear, make you pay for the cab back to your place, then pass out and piss in your bed before any sex occurs.
11 years ago at 2:37 pmYou should stop trying to be funny or having a personality at all. You are just another talentless slag that is getting older and uglier with each passing day.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmJesus Burt…
11 years ago at 4:39 pmThe truth hurts
11 years ago at 9:16 pmWhat can i say about you that hasn’t been said about Afghanistan. You look bombed out and depleted Hot Piece
11 years ago at 5:29 pmYou look like a toad.
11 years ago at 10:49 pmStudies show, those who communicate with Hot Piece on a daily basis are 50x more prone to committing suicide.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmHot Piece is that girl at a party that everyone wishes they hadn’t started a conversation with.
11 years ago at 1:08 pmHot piece is fucking BEAT. More like beat-trash-piece. I mean that face is fucking gross EWWW
11 years ago at 7:36 pmI would.
11 years ago at 10:14 pmI really can’t picture Bacon being in a fraternity
11 years ago at 1:12 pmYou go to NYU so the feeling is mutual.
11 years ago at 1:31 pmNYU, Bacon just burnt the shit out of you.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmWe have 2 decent fraternities here and plenty of New Balance sneakers to navigate the urban terrain.
11 years ago at 6:04 pm