TFM’s 2016 NFL Predictions

WJ Cope8 years ago

With NFL preseason football beginning later tonight, we decided to solicit TFM and TSM writers’ opinions on what the 2016 season has in store for us. Our opinions range from hilariously unqualified to somewhat competent, and they’re outlined below for your pleasure. Feel free to tell us how wrong we are in the comments.

Harrison Lee

Favorite NFL Team:
Pittsburgh Steelers

Favorite NFL player:
Antonio Brown

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Steelers

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Eagles

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Browns

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
RG3 has an MVP-caliber season.

Dan Regester

Favorite NFL Team:
Philadelphia Eagles

Favorite NFL player:
Blake Bortles

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Arizona Cardinals

Who will be the worst team in the league?
San Francisco 49ers

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Jacksonville Jaguars

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
Jaguars make it to AFC Championship Game.

Karl Karlson

Favorite NFL Team:
Chicago Bears

Favorite NFL player:
Kyle Long. The dude pulls.

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Carolina Panthers. Stout defense, return of Kelvin Benjamin.

Who will be the worst team in the league?
The Bears, probably, because God hates a working man.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Tennessee Titans

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
Cam improves on last year’s MVP performance.

Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Patriots

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Browns

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Buccaneers

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
Lions finally hire a competent coach.

El Taco

Favorite NFL Team:
Steelers

Favorite NFL player:
JJ Watt, because I wake up at 2 A.M. everyday and drink the tears of losers.

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Panthers. Dabbin’ all damn day.

Who will be the worst team in the league?
L.A. Rams. Fuck Stan Kroenke.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Browns. There’s something up with Cleveland this year.

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
A Rams player starts shit in an L.A. club and gets suspended for the whole year for it.

Not So Sweetheart

Favorite NFL Team:
New England Patriots

Favorite NFL player:
Julian Edelman

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Wish I was confident enough to say Patriots, but it’ll probably be the Panthers.

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Titans, going for a hat-trick as the worst in the league.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Giants

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
The Bills nearly beat the Patriots in week 4, but choke in the last quarter.

Srat Bro

Favorite NFL Team:
Da Bears

Favorite NFL player:
Donnie McNabb

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Nobody, if I can help it.

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Whoever WJ Cope likes.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
The Cincinnati Harambes.

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
My uncle won’t get drunk and try to make out with me when his team wins.

WJ Cope

Favorite NFL Team:
Chicago Bears

Favorite NFL player:
Cutty, who else?

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Cardinals

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Rams. No viable quarterback yet, defense has a dominant player (Aaron Donald) but still got weaker. Think Texans 2013.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Buccaneers. Winston is solid, good receivers, good defense.

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
The Bears aren’t rounding out the bottom of the NFC, Cutler has 4,500 yards and 34:12 touchdown to interception ratio.

Jared Borislow

Favorite NFL Team:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Favorite NFL player:
Jeff Tuel.

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Green Bay Packers.

Who will be the worst team in the league?
L.A. Rams

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
Buffalo Bills

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn break up after it becomes painfully apparent JoJo only picked Jordan on The Bachelorette to get to A-Rod.

Steve Holt

Favorite NFL Team:
Carolina Panthers

Favorite NFL player:
Each player on the Carolina Panthers.

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?
Carolina Panthers

Who will be the worst team in the league?
Each team that plays the Carolina Panthers.

Who is your dark horse playoff team?
The St. Louis Rams (Yes, St. Louis)

Wildest prediction for the upcoming season:
A team’s charter flight will crash, killing everyone on board.

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