TFM’s “American Icons” Series
12 years ago

Here at TotalFratMove.com we uphold a certain set of standards. Sure, we joke around about our unwarranted admiration for crooked political figures, such as Tom DeLay, that might not be truly deserving of praise. Sometimes we might even forget that we’re supposed to be kidding. But at the end of the day, we know a real American hero when we see one. Case in point: our “American Icons” series. Each of these men is a shining example of what it means to be an American, and without them our country would be irrevocably less awesome. Click each one for in-depth analysis of their character…

Pierce Bush

Bryce Harper

Mark Cuban

Jeffrey Lebowski

Scott Disick

Bill Lumbergh

Cooper Manning

Party Pat

Stay tuned for more American Icons in the near future…

    4. David Simms

      In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won country musician of the year award, in 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, John Denver, yeah can you believe it replaced by John Fucking Denver. I’ll be damned if Mr. Rich didn’t take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there … you get it?

      12 years ago at 12:52 pm
  5. Plan B is Plan A

    Can we please stop pretending that Scott Disick’s lifestyle is real? The guy isn’t rich – he’s just banging the a chick from a rich family. The closest thing he has to a “business” is selling vitamins through one of those Amway-MLM scams. All his shit is probably rented and paid for by the show.

    12 years ago at 4:53 pm
    3. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      If we look into our hearts I think we will realize that Scott is the closest thing in to American Psycho style as it gets.

      If this guy was in any of our chapters he would be a legend. And I think he owns a restaurant in New York. Sounds like a business venture to me.

      12 years ago at 5:51 pm
    4. Anal Urination

      ^ He supposedly “owns” some sushi place in NYC, but I’m skeptical. A lot of trendy restaurants in New York and LA will sell a tiny ownership stake to some celebrity so they can promote it as “________’s new restaurant” for publicity purposes. The actual capital and operations are handled by the real partners and they keep the profits.

      12 years ago at 6:06 pm
    5. FratMuscle

      Scott Disick has actually done very well for himself. Unfortunately, all of his accomplishments are overshadowed by E!’s intense forcing of the Kardashians into the American eye. He dresses phenomenally, is very successful from a business standpoint, is railing the hottest Kardashian, and lives an overall TFTC lifestyle.

      12 years ago at 6:13 am
    6. rollinghills_bro

      bullshit. disick is someone who wasn’t born into a family business, never went to college, never joined a fraternity, etc. he’s a scam artist who’s only claim to fame is his dick smelling of Kardashians.

      12 years ago at 8:47 am
    7. Hazing Actives

      A polished turd…is still a turd. Fuck Scott Disick and his interracial tendencies. A bunch of damn camel jockeys!

      12 years ago at 9:04 am
    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      What they really need is a column containing an absolute fuckton of chicks railing dudes with 5 foot dildos. TFTC.

      12 years ago at 5:03 pm
  10. ProFishingGreek

    Bryce Harper is a fucking GDI. Chipper should have been on the list, not him!

    12 years ago at 7:07 pm