TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter and shaming the former. Below are the best comments from this week.

It's funny because she goes to Suffolk University and has massive yabos.
It’s funny because she goes to Suffolk University and has massive yabos.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Few men can do better than a vibrator.
Don’t be so hard on yourself. Few men can do better than a vibrator.
"Trapped in the Closet."
“Trapped in the Closet.”
Oddly specific yet highly accurate assessment of the babe in review.
Oddly specific yet highly accurate assessment of the babe in review.
Very true.
Very true.
Be sure to check her for lumps. For research of course.
Be sure to check her for lumps. For research of course.
A true gentleman.
A true gentleman.
Sometimes a girl is so hot even you guys are at a loss for words.
Sometimes a girl is so hot even you guys are at a loss for words.
ALBA GU BRATH!
ALBA GU BRATH!
Fantastic response to the story about Jimmy Butler removing his rearview mirror so he "can't look back."
Fantastic response to the story about Jimmy Butler removing his rearview mirror so he “can’t look back.”
  1. StockWithFrock

    Damn. Today you actually did something productive. Granted, it involved you pleasuring yourself in Steve’s chair, but it was productive nonetheless.

    10 years ago at 3:32 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      *all articles. Actually, Jared, Boosh, and a little Harrison. That’s all this site or Dorn’s mom really needs.

      10 years ago at 5:02 pm
      1. GirthBrooks

        I don’t think he’s ever coming back, buddy. He’s probably off in law school or med school. Guy was a genius.

        10 years ago at 10:25 am
    1. TheWolfOfGettysburg

      Why would you want him to do what Steve wants? Sounds kind of contradictory to the whole “Fuck Steve Holt Movement.”

      10 years ago at 8:49 am
      1. keg__atron69

        Because it means u jizz in his mouth u fucking gdi. Maybe u don’t feel like shit when your weird uncle does it to you in the shower but it’s a demeaning action to the rest of us.

        10 years ago at 9:38 am
      2. TheWolfOfGettysburg

        You very well might be retarded. So I’m not going to make fun of you. For fear of getting kicked out of school, since I teased the special needs kid while simultaneously being a member of a fraternity.

        10 years ago at 9:56 am