Foreplay is the key to a healthy love life.#MarsupialStuff2015I call mine Micro Jordan.Dammit, Steve.Find a sexy doctor and ask her to slay you.Perfect thesis statement for a research paper.How could you think such a thing? Girls like cupcakes way more.Touching yourself to the sight of severed body parts. TFM.Making the world a better place… two cheeks at a time.“Build a house up on that ass that’s an ass-state” — GandhiShe’d have an easier time finding the clit, too.
Hey Steve. While you were at lunch I sat in your chair and masturbated..
Because it means u jizz in his mouth u fucking gdi. Maybe u don’t feel like shit when your weird uncle does it to you in the shower but it’s a demeaning action to the rest of us.
You very well might be retarded. So I’m not going to make fun of you. For fear of getting kicked out of school, since I teased the special needs kid while simultaneously being a member of a fraternity.
Damn. Today you actually did something productive. Granted, it involved you pleasuring yourself in Steve’s chair, but it was productive nonetheless.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmMore Wallace and Longshanks, less Intern and Steve.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmWhat happened to the comment fails of the week at the end of these?
10 years ago at 4:00 pmFucking intern…
10 years ago at 4:31 pmIt was better when devry did this
10 years ago at 4:08 pmCan we have Jared handle these articles? Thanks.
10 years ago at 4:32 pmI second this
10 years ago at 4:37 pmThere’s a button for that hoss
10 years ago at 4:50 pm*all articles. Actually, Jared, Boosh, and a little Harrison. That’s all this site or Dorn’s mom really needs.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmDon’t forget Ruger
10 years ago at 8:22 pmI don’t think he’s ever coming back, buddy. He’s probably off in law school or med school. Guy was a genius.
10 years ago at 10:25 amNext time you should masturbate into his mouth like he wants you to
10 years ago at 12:28 amWhy would you want him to do what Steve wants? Sounds kind of contradictory to the whole “Fuck Steve Holt Movement.”
10 years ago at 8:49 amBecause it means u jizz in his mouth u fucking gdi. Maybe u don’t feel like shit when your weird uncle does it to you in the shower but it’s a demeaning action to the rest of us.
10 years ago at 9:38 amYou very well might be retarded. So I’m not going to make fun of you. For fear of getting kicked out of school, since I teased the special needs kid while simultaneously being a member of a fraternity.
10 years ago at 9:56 amYou’re probably still in high school
10 years ago at 3:15 pm