TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.









50 years from now, when I’m sitting on the front porch in a rocking chair, ice tea and sandwich in hand, yelling at kids to stay off my grass, I can find peace knowing I was once quoted twice in TFM Comments of the Week.
10 years ago at 8:16 amYou’re a fucking legend, man.
10 years ago at 8:47 amHey, umm, what kind of sandwich we talking about?
10 years ago at 8:50 amIt has turkey, lettuce, self control, bacon, tomato, high self-esteem, mustard and willpower on toasted pumpernickel bread with a side pickle and jalapeƱo chips. You wouldn’t like it, tubby.
10 years ago at 10:19 amThis same sandwich was the secret to Reagan’s success.
10 years ago at 4:45 pma dream sandwich with mayonnaise and bread
10 years ago at 5:51 amI’m happy they brought comment fails back
10 years ago at 8:51 amThe guy in the thumbnail definitely watches some serious porn on that computer
10 years ago at 11:00 amYou’re the most annoying person here. I’ve seen intentional trolls that aren’t as annoying as you. I don’t think you’re a troll. I think you legitimately believe you’re funny. You’re not funny. At this point you should just cut your losses and become a troll account.
10 years ago at 11:21 amDamn, you just destroyed the kid
10 years ago at 3:06 pmYou’re just mad I raped your girlfriend
10 years ago at 3:55 pmSelf incrimination= NF
10 years ago at 6:07 pmYou’re mom would be yelling at you to get off the internet and go to bed if she didn’t have my dick in her mouth.
10 years ago at 11:18 pmPlease do us ALL a favor and NEVER comment again
10 years ago at 8:30 pmBlackball @keg-atron69 please
10 years ago at 4:51 pmeat shit intern, that comment was out of context. sort of
10 years ago at 1:41 pmTo answer your question Intern; “White girls are evolving” is a concept developed by fat chicks suggesting that once cute and petite, tight and taut, smooth and soft, perky and round white girl behinds are evolving into large, minority inspired asses. Normally, I don’t argue with science but this, like a plague, has got to be stopped before it spreads.
10 years ago at 2:21 pmLarge minority inspired asses. Well done sir. I went to a strip club in Atlanta and all the entertainment had these massive, cellulite, stretch mark asses, I see absolutely no appeal in that.
10 years ago at 11:30 pmNo babe of the day today?
10 years ago at 2:33 pmLAP-Deez Nutz
10 years ago at 4:08 pmWell now I definitely feel snubbed because I was a reply on more than one of these.
10 years ago at 8:37 pmUpdate: I’m still only watching hentai
10 years ago at 8:29 pm#InsectStuff2016? Did you really miss #BugStuff2016? Really?
10 years ago at 12:59 pm