TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Completely unrelated to the story, but that's a good one.
Completely unrelated to the story, but that’s a good one.

Jot this one down for future PR.
Jot this one down for future PR.
Not sure if he meant to do that or fucked up on uploading a gif. Either way, well played.
Not sure if he meant to do that or fucked up on uploading a gif. Either way, well played.
To each his own.
To each his own.
#InsectStuff2016
#InsectStuff2016
Or else...
Or else…
Great response to that nonsense article about global warming ruining our sex lives.
Great response to that nonsense article about global warming ruining our sex lives.
Smurf culture is NOT your costume.
Smurf culture is NOT your costume.
I wonder how many dick pics Jeb got when he spent the night responding to e-mails.
I wonder how many dick pics Jeb got when he spent the night responding to e-mails.

If you like it then you better put a NuvaRing inside it.
If you like it then you better put a NuvaRing inside it.

  1. Back In My Days

    50 years from now, when I’m sitting on the front porch in a rocking chair, ice tea and sandwich in hand, yelling at kids to stay off my grass, I can find peace knowing I was once quoted twice in TFM Comments of the Week.

    10 years ago at 8:16 am
      1. Back In My Days

        It has turkey, lettuce, self control, bacon, tomato, high self-esteem, mustard and willpower on toasted pumpernickel bread with a side pickle and jalapeƱo chips. You wouldn’t like it, tubby.

        10 years ago at 10:19 am
    1. Esq.

      You’re the most annoying person here. I’ve seen intentional trolls that aren’t as annoying as you. I don’t think you’re a troll. I think you legitimately believe you’re funny. You’re not funny. At this point you should just cut your losses and become a troll account.

      10 years ago at 11:21 am
      1. Esq.

        You’re mom would be yelling at you to get off the internet and go to bed if she didn’t have my dick in her mouth.

        10 years ago at 11:18 pm
  2. The ATF Store

    To answer your question Intern; “White girls are evolving” is a concept developed by fat chicks suggesting that once cute and petite, tight and taut, smooth and soft, perky and round white girl behinds are evolving into large, minority inspired asses. Normally, I don’t argue with science but this, like a plague, has got to be stopped before it spreads.

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
    1. MarineCorps

      Large minority inspired asses. Well done sir. I went to a strip club in Atlanta and all the entertainment had these massive, cellulite, stretch mark asses, I see absolutely no appeal in that.

      10 years ago at 11:30 pm
  3. JackDanielsrunning

    Well now I definitely feel snubbed because I was a reply on more than one of these.

    10 years ago at 8:37 pm