TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
10 years ago

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Solid strategy.
Solid strategy.

"Get on your knees."
“Get on your knees.”
A-one.. a-two... a-three... CRUNCH!
A-one… a-two… a-three… CRUNCH!
Finally, a man with some morals around here.
Finally, a man with some morals around here.
Get 'em.
Get ’em.
Someone pulled his pork after seeing this IBOTD.
Someone pulled his pork after seeing this IBOTD.
Can confirm. I don't stock the break room with grapefruits for this very reason.
Can confirm. I don’t stock the break room with grapefruits for this very reason.
Next time drop a link, Johnny, ya selfish bastard.
Thanks for the info, Johnny.
It would be the gentlemanly thing to do.
It would be the gentlemanly thing to do.
Nothing like watching Bill O'Reilly's red, flapping jowls to get the juices flowing.
Nothing like watching Bill O’Reilly’s red, flapping jowls to get the juices flowing.
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  2. Grenade_Diving_Wingman

    The main reason I read comments of the week is to make sure I did not get on the fails of the week

    10 years ago at 8:11 am
    1. Banning Accounts. NF.

      No thanks. I’m already locked in on a sure thing with a Nigerian prince.

      10 years ago at 8:57 am
  3. keg__atron69

    Fail Friday and comments of the week both up before 930am on Friday. The intern is evolving. However. Still feel free to ask that man from fail Friday for a prostate exam.

    10 years ago at 8:15 am
  4. Bluto_Brotarsky

    I never thought I’d see the day where the intern chewed somebody out and did it damned well.

    10 years ago at 8:16 am
      3. Back In My Days

        Military time is commonly used throughout the world, read a fucking book you simpleton.

        10 years ago at 9:30 am
      6. bourboncountry

        If you use military time and you aren’t in the military, you are a fucking loser.

        10 years ago at 11:08 am
      7. Lucky_TheFratDaddy

        Hold your horses pal. I use military time and I’m not in the military, or a loser. Nurses use military too, son. You sir, are a simpleton.

        10 years ago at 11:53 pm
  5. DufDaddy

    I haven’t been on here in a while since I’ve been focusing on my game for the Tour, but who the hell gave the intern full permission to do BCOTW?! It’s like you guys get up and say, “Aw, fuck it… Imma write a story ’bout this bag of chips.”

    10 years ago at 8:52 am
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Seriously though. The comment chain after the Tootsie Roll Pop/owl comment was fantastic, and he left it out so he could make his own (very similar, but much worse) stupid joke. Fucking pissant.

      10 years ago at 12:01 pm
  6. Only4.99

    BCOTW and Fail Friday before IGBOTD? Jack Hammer is either too hungover to get in early this morning or they didn’t let the intern go home last night.

    10 years ago at 9:05 am
  8. Nothereforsailboats

    Wow, I guess I’ve finally arrived. I’d like the thank the academy, my parents, and whoever that girl was that I made out with last night but FOR SOME FUCKING REASON wouldn’t stay over.

    10 years ago at 10:48 am
  9. Jimbro Walker

    These get infinitely less funny each time the intern posts them. Bring back Jared

    10 years ago at 11:09 am
    1. Oral Hershiser

      I actually thought some of his responses were pretty good this week, but see my response to DufDaddy above. Bring back DeVry!

      10 years ago at 12:03 pm