Exactly how he got banned from The Smithsonian.Love will make a man do some crazy things.Or, “Do you even know who my Dad is?”Goddammit, Steve.Dude tried to show me his fucking Pog collection the other day, too.#TruthIf the t-shirt doesn’t depict a Tony Award entering a disembodied ass, you did it wrong.Comment almost as fire as Click’s pubes.Arguably the most sought-after trait in a female.Wow, Steve. Looks like they’re finally warmin’ up to ya.
Fail Friday and comments of the week both up before 930am on Friday. The intern is evolving. However. Still feel free to ask that man from fail Friday for a prostate exam.
I haven’t been on here in a while since I’ve been focusing on my game for the Tour, but who the hell gave the intern full permission to do BCOTW?! It’s like you guys get up and say, “Aw, fuck it… Imma write a story ’bout this bag of chips.”
Seriously though. The comment chain after the Tootsie Roll Pop/owl comment was fantastic, and he left it out so he could make his own (very similar, but much worse) stupid joke. Fucking pissant.
Wow, I guess I’ve finally arrived. I’d like the thank the academy, my parents, and whoever that girl was that I made out with last night but FOR SOME FUCKING REASON wouldn’t stay over.
The main reason I read comments of the week is to make sure I did not get on the fails of the week
10 years ago at 8:11 amNo thanks. I’m already locked in on a sure thing with a Nigerian prince.
10 years ago at 8:57 amSame… Didn’t do too hot this week
10 years ago at 10:41 amFail Friday and comments of the week both up before 930am on Friday. The intern is evolving. However. Still feel free to ask that man from fail Friday for a prostate exam.
10 years ago at 8:15 ameat shit and die cunt_atron
10 years ago at 8:53 amThis was a very hard miss
10 years ago at 3:34 pmI never thought I’d see the day where the intern chewed somebody out and did it damned well.
10 years ago at 8:16 amEven a broken clock is right once a day.
10 years ago at 8:48 am*twice. Which is two times more than you.
10 years ago at 8:49 amNow hold on, he could be going by military time.
10 years ago at 8:50 amMilitary time is commonly used throughout the world, read a fucking book you simpleton.
10 years ago at 9:30 amTelling simpletons to read a damn book. TArcherM
10 years ago at 10:41 amAnd how hard is it to poach a god damn egg?!?!
10 years ago at 9:41 amIf you use military time and you aren’t in the military, you are a fucking loser.
10 years ago at 11:08 amHold your horses pal. I use military time and I’m not in the military, or a loser. Nurses use military too, son. You sir, are a simpleton.
10 years ago at 11:53 pm#MurseLivesMatter
10 years ago at 5:24 amI haven’t been on here in a while since I’ve been focusing on my game for the Tour, but who the hell gave the intern full permission to do BCOTW?! It’s like you guys get up and say, “Aw, fuck it… Imma write a story ’bout this bag of chips.”
10 years ago at 8:52 amSeriously though. The comment chain after the Tootsie Roll Pop/owl comment was fantastic, and he left it out so he could make his own (very similar, but much worse) stupid joke. Fucking pissant.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmBCOTW and Fail Friday before IGBOTD? Jack Hammer is either too hungover to get in early this morning or they didn’t let the intern go home last night.
10 years ago at 9:05 amWe’re supposed to let the intern go home at night? News to me.
10 years ago at 10:13 amI missed it, who is on the Hub?
10 years ago at 9:51 amMelissa King, IBOTD the other day
10 years ago at 10:01 amA friend told me.
10 years ago at 10:01 amThanks. Need it for some research I’m working on.
10 years ago at 11:06 amWow, I guess I’ve finally arrived. I’d like the thank the academy, my parents, and whoever that girl was that I made out with last night but FOR SOME FUCKING REASON wouldn’t stay over.
10 years ago at 10:48 amI’m bitter.
10 years ago at 10:48 amThese get infinitely less funny each time the intern posts them. Bring back Jared
10 years ago at 11:09 amI actually thought some of his responses were pretty good this week, but see my response to DufDaddy above. Bring back DeVry!
10 years ago at 12:03 pm#BringBackJaredFromSubway
10 years ago at 3:12 pmYALL SOME WOMEN HATING FUCKS PLEASE GOOGLE MISOGYNY
10 years ago at 6:17 pm