TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
Fuck you, intern. We want fail Friday not this shit
10 years ago at 8:05 amSOMEONE NEEDS TO KICK THE INTERN IN HIS TESTICLES SO HE CAN NEVER REPRODUCE!
10 years ago at 8:47 amYou look like the man to do it. So by all means please do.
10 years ago at 10:15 amFor him to reproduce he would first need to sleep with someone, a feat he is incapable of.
10 years ago at 11:18 amThey now owe us two fail Fridays #rememberthefourth #neverforget
10 years ago at 10:35 amIt’s actually 3 they owe us
10 years ago at 2:49 pmWe should all stop reading the articles until we get what we are owed
10 years ago at 4:51 pmYou are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine intern.
10 years ago at 8:09 amEat shit
10 years ago at 8:10 amSigns of the Approaching Apocalypse: no Fail Friday and keg_atron69 makes Best Comments.
10 years ago at 8:14 amSigns of the apocalypse: Steveholtondrugs gets a girlfriend
10 years ago at 8:57 amKeg….you had the up swing going. But shitty you is back.
10 years ago at 9:01 amIf you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a typewriter you’ll eventually get Shakespeare. I can only imagine that the same thing is going on here.
10 years ago at 11:05 amThat is a scientifically refutable hypothesis
10 years ago at 11:07 amAn inifinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters (whatever a “typewriter” is) typing into infinity would most definitely recreate, after some infinitesimally long duration, all of the great works of literature. They would also recreate all of your shitty comments, which is a good reason to never attempt this project.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmI understand that any amount of time is incomparable to infinity, but they did a study and put 50 monkeys in a room with 50 typewriters and all they did was bang on the typewriter a couple of times, disabled the typewriter and then proceeded to shit on it for the remainder of the study. And now apparently TFM hired one of the monkeys from this experiment and he goes by Steve.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmI probably was trying too hard on this one, however:
10 years ago at 6:36 pm1) you are from Alabama, your opinion is irrelevant
2) “infinitesimally” refers only to immeasurably small things not large things
3) If by “all of your shitty comments” you mean the one above, since it is the only down voted comment I have made, you are dumb even by Alabama standards
4) I have taken and passed graduate level statistics classes, I don’t think you are going to be able to teach me anything new about statistics, probability, or math in general
^that was directed at Fratty McFratFrat . My comment wouldn’t nest properly
10 years ago at 6:40 pmI knew you wouldn’t last. Schtick accounts never last.
10 years ago at 10:38 pmI’m still here, suck it dickhole
10 years ago at 3:06 pmHave you given up, ShittyScientist?
10 years ago at 6:51 pmShittyScientist, I am officially declaring your shitty account to be a complete and total failure.
10 years ago at 11:56 pmThen you are obviously smart enough to understand this: Go fuck yourself.
10 years ago at 1:39 amI count five comments by you, and all five are solidly in negative territory. I’m sure that, being a math genius, you understand what that little dash in front of the number means.
10 years ago at 6:39 amSomeone from NC doesn’t have a solid claim to mental superiority over someone from Alabama. The average resident of either state couldn’t spell CAT if you spotted him the A and the T. Besides that, you sound like a real tool.
10 years ago at 6:57 amI may not have taught you anything about “statistics, probability, or math in general,” but I hope I taught you that a Rushee fucking with a Fifth Year is a good way to earn downvotes.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmIt’s actually an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters.
10 years ago at 2:12 pmIf you had an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriter then the universe could exist of nothing but typewriters and monkeys. Monkeys need Oxygen so all of the monkeys would die and you would have an infinite number of monkey corpses and typewriters with no reproduction of any literary masterpiece.
10 years ago at 8:57 pmYou are such a worthless infected cunt.
10 years ago at 8:16 amNow now Frabst, even infected cunts have their value; unlike the intern
10 years ago at 9:44 amWhat…. what value do infected cunts have?
10 years ago at 9:28 pmWell least I’m recognized. Best for last.
10 years ago at 8:35 amIt’s been like 5 years and you still suck man. Get it together.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmTommy is too stoned to even care. Why do you think his comments are always have written?
10 years ago at 4:39 pmGo home Intern. And don’t come back until you fucking put together a Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 8:37 amI shouldn’t even be awake this early on a Saturday but I have a massive brown bass that has to swim down stream and I thought just maybe there would be a fail Friday to comfort me through the experience. But can you guess what still hasn’t been posted
10 years ago at 8:41 amFuck you intern, I had to take HARD DRUGS yesterday to cope with the absence of fail Friday. Now I am addicted and YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
10 years ago at 8:44 amYour mom already did that by having you at 14 and telling everyone she’s your sister and your grandma’s your mom.
10 years ago at 9:39 amThat chain was pretty accurate.
10 years ago at 9:04 amOff to the xnxx now.