TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
10 years ago

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.
ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.

Let's be real. You're abstinence is not by choice.
Let’s be real. You’re abstinence is not by choice.
No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.
No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.
Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife's face like a true sportsman.
Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife’s face like a true sportsman.
*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*
*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*
Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.
Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.
I was aroused by this comment on the "Blowjobs Cause Cancer" article.
I was aroused by this comment on the “Blowjobs Cause Cancer” article.
A minute is all I'd need.
A minute is all I’d need.
#NotAllSurfers
#NotAllSurfers
Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.
Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.
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  2. Back In My Days

    Holding others to a high literary standard while allowing Steve Holt and Catalina Coke to continue writing. TTFMM.

    10 years ago at 9:29 am
    1. Back In My Days

      And that comment was warranted as her ribs were showing harder than Dorns dick at a teletubbies concert.

      10 years ago at 9:31 am
  6. bourboncountry

    I should be excited for making best comments, but fail Friday still isn’t here. I feel like Michael Waltrip winning the Daytona 500 that Dale Sr. died in.

    10 years ago at 10:23 am
  7. dingos_lil_5

    Intern… Well, lets put it this way.. Fail Friday its like cocaine, you know how you wait for the coke to be in your hands, and by the time you have it you can’t wait to get it home and get it all crushed up and into a line? Well Fail Friday is like that to us, we can’t survive off of steveholt articles(because most the time they are shitty) but this is our addiction. We need Fail Friday to numb our nose. Don’t disappoint us. Its the only thing we have to look forward to every week.

    10 years ago at 10:25 am
      1. dingos_lil_5

        geed, this is why you do meth. GDI’s do meth. Last time I heard, meth is more dangerous than coke. Your move. #legalizecocaine

        10 years ago at 11:14 am
      3. dingos_lil_5

        Who doesn’t, we could be like mizzou, and say until we get the three fail Friday’s they owe us now we will all join together and do nothing but coke till we receive them. I’m sure nobody would have a problem with that.

        10 years ago at 4:36 pm
  9. FrattyScientist

    I am going to find the biggest test tube I can and shove it up your ass, and then break said test tube, if you do not post fail Friday by 2pm eastern time today!

    10 years ago at 11:00 am
  10. Kta0016

    I firmly believe the fuck in this articles thumbnail could run TFM better than the entire current staff. Fuck all of you, give us FF

    10 years ago at 11:22 am
  11. Gonzo Soze

    Intern, I’m not mad at you, just disappointed. However, I’m sure this isn’t the first or last time you’ll hear that. Fuck you

    10 years ago at 11:46 am