TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.
ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.

Let's be real. You're abstinence is not by choice.
Let’s be real. You’re abstinence is not by choice.
No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.
No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.
Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife's face like a true sportsman.
Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife’s face like a true sportsman.
*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*
*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*
Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.
Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.
I was aroused by this comment on the "Blowjobs Cause Cancer" article.
I was aroused by this comment on the “Blowjobs Cause Cancer” article.
A minute is all I'd need.
A minute is all I’d need.
#NotAllSurfers
#NotAllSurfers
Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.
Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.
  1. sdh266

    Fuck you intern. That softball in my colon is gonna turn into a football now. If i dont get a fucking Fail Friday soon, im gonna have to go to the ER.

    10 years ago at 12:27 pm
  2. House of Tards

    You can’t post Fail Friday but you have time for this shit? Fuck you, and the ship you came in on.

    10 years ago at 1:26 pm
  3. House of Tards

    “You are abstinence is not by choice.” -The TFM Intern
    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GO TO HELL!

    10 years ago at 1:29 pm
  4. Vermin_Supreme

    If elected in 2016, I will make sure we get the two Fail Fridays we are now owed. And every American, except the intern who’s obviously Canadian anyways, will get their free pony with it.

    10 years ago at 1:36 pm
  5. Old Yeller

    First why your fraternity sucks, now fail friday? There is no use for the app any longer.

    10 years ago at 4:52 pm