TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Eat all of my ass.
Eat all of my ass.
"Whipping shitties" is a new favorite term of mine.
“Whipping shitties” is a new favorite term of mine.
Context: this is a comment on the article about the Chinese girls who made unintentionally hilarious Tinder names.
Context: this is a comment on the article about the Chinese girls who made unintentionally hilarious Tinder names.
I'll cum on your passenger seat you jolly bitch.
I’ll cum on your passenger seat you jolly bitch.
PREACH.
PREACH.
Seven drinks deep, and any warm hole will suffice.
Seven drinks deep, and any warm hole will suffice.
I dry-humped your sister.
I dry-humped your sister.
Come and take it. Cunt.
Come and take it. Cunt.
Forrest would've graduated summa cum laude from Bama IRL.
Forrest would’ve graduated summa cum laude from Bama IRL.

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    1. JohnStamos

      It takes some stupidity to post a picture or gif and not get any up toes on here. Congrats you have Down syndrome

      10 years ago at 8:39 am
  1. Karl Karlson

    This Intern is uppity. Figured the staff would have beaten it until it quit and/or adjusted its attitude.

    10 years ago at 8:16 am
    1. Lenny Leonard

      I think the constant exposure to vast amounts of “fuck you” is doing a number on its psyche.

      10 years ago at 8:27 am
      1. Karl Karlson

        I don’t know who you are, but do you want to be best friends who get overshadowed by an incompetent fat ass?

        10 years ago at 8:37 am
      2. Lenny Leonard

        I think I’d like that. By incompetent fat ass you meant Intern’s sister, right?

        10 years ago at 8:45 am
  2. Tuco_1855

    Please do us all a favor and stop polluting “best comments of the week” by writing your rebuttals to negative comments about yourself. I know you want to publicly respond because it makes you feel important, but please don’t. No one gives a shit you GDI pussy loser creep.

    10 years ago at 8:27 am
    1. Jameson Von Budweiser

      It’s funny you say that because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen you with a positive count on one of your comments

      10 years ago at 10:18 am
      1. sdh266

        Dont care, didnt ask. Cant produce comedy gold all time. Check my comments; ive had some great ones if you dont believe me

        10 years ago at 6:25 pm