Good luck with that, chief.#EasterStuff2016You dug deep for this arousing Easter metaphor. Well done.Please clap.I assure you, Darling, there is absolutely zero appeal in reading them.You guys are just wrong. Docking is the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another’s penis. Jared thinks he’s such hot shit now.
Listen…..Just listen. Here is what’s important. I’m just writing stream of thought. In the butt…
Justifying drunk lawn mowing by claiming it’s classy to get schwasted on gin martinis in a fancy glass…drunk lawn mowing sounds like a guy with low standards reluctantly going down on a girl who will ultimately not reciprocate.
This is the best article every week. Try to post it on time.
9 years ago at 5:02 pmWOOF
9 years ago at 5:07 pmI’m a dog
9 years ago at 5:07 pmAnd him’s such a good doggy!
9 years ago at 5:28 pmima ham i go hog
9 years ago at 8:28 pmTake a ride to clear your head…
9 years ago at 5:31 pmWhaddup, ma? What dat mouf do?
9 years ago at 5:44 pmI’m JR Smith tryna get some slawp tawp.
9 years ago at 5:46 pmTryna nut down a hoe’s throat, naw’mean?
9 years ago at 5:46 pmYou’re trying so hard to be featured next week it’s unreal
9 years ago at 6:07 pmI don’t make conscious efforts to be featured on anything, shit head. Go fuck your own face.
9 years ago at 6:17 pmThe autism just comes naturally
9 years ago at 6:20 pmDERRRRRRR
9 years ago at 6:35 pmEat shit.
9 years ago at 6:42 pmAre you really John Stamos? You were so cute in Full House! May I have your autograph? Would you like to be Facebook friends?
9 years ago at 8:53 pmOnly if I can lick your bunghole
9 years ago at 6:46 amOMG! I’m going to block you on Facebook!
9 years ago at 10:08 amJesus, took a month to hit the fail page. And you missed one, inbred!
9 years ago at 5:47 pmI always enjoy these because I know never make them, but there’s always that small hope.
9 years ago at 6:36 pmListen…..Just listen. Here is what’s important. I’m just writing stream of thought. In the butt…
9 years ago at 6:50 pmJustifying drunk lawn mowing by claiming it’s classy to get schwasted on gin martinis in a fancy glass…drunk lawn mowing sounds like a guy with low standards reluctantly going down on a girl who will ultimately not reciprocate.
Go down on the tail pipe of a Silverado
9 years ago at 9:48 pmPlease arrange a vasectomy. Immediately.
9 years ago at 10:39 pmOr a frontal lobotomy
9 years ago at 10:40 pmJust do both
9 years ago at 10:41 pmThis comment blew a 0.2
9 years ago at 10:42 pmI’d be willing to bet he’s speeding, not drunk
9 years ago at 6:18 amApril Fools was 2 days ago. Post shit on time next weekend
9 years ago at 7:45 pmI think I’ll do well here
9 years ago at 8:36 pmI think you’d do better permanently trapped inside a well.
9 years ago at 8:53 pmFilled with boars that have been starved for a week.
9 years ago at 10:28 pmYou thought wrong.
9 years ago at 9:06 pmBlackball immediately!
9 years ago at 9:36 pmI’m sorry, did he violate your “safe space” back there, champ?
9 years ago at 12:21 amI mean like, fuck this ISIS guy. But don’t sound like such a pussy about it.
9 years ago at 12:24 amNot as bad as I violated your mom’s safe space.
9 years ago at 6:02 amNo I’m sorry the phrase was ‘what is motion to blackball’.
9 years ago at 1:18 amSecond
9 years ago at 6:47 am