TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week
9 years ago

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

#DMHS
#DMHS
#PoorCollegeRefLivesMatter
#PoorCollegeRefLivesMatter
Only being able to climax if someone is screaming at you in disgust. TFM?
Only being able to climax if someone is screaming at you in disgust. TFM?
Jabba also rocked the dad bod.
Jabba also rocked the dad bod.
Only if you pretend that thick log squeezing out of your crack is a penis.
Only if you pretend that thick log squeezing out of your crack is a penis.
That there is some powerful imagery.
That there is some powerful imagery.
That only sounds like fun for one of the parties involved.
That only sounds like fun for one of the parties involved.
Quality craftsmanship from the big man upstairs.
Quality craftsmanship from the big man upstairs.
"Yeah son. You suck your mama's titties. You suck 'em dry, boy."
“Yeah son. You suck your mama’s titties. You suck ’em dry, boy.”
10/10 on these puns.
10/10 on these puns.
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  2. Theta_Theta

    If you posted something from the intern Steven thread I might have had a shred of respect for you intern

    9 years ago at 11:22 am
    1. Jordan Ross Belfort

      At the risk of provoking the dreaded blackball monster to rear its ugly head, what even happened on the Intern Stanley’s comment thread?

      9 years ago at 11:36 am
      2. Theta_Theta

        Kim Jung Dorn decided it would be in the best interest of the people’s republic of TFM to remove it

        9 years ago at 12:37 pm
      3. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        I only ever read Intern Shelby’s crap to see how her answers played out in the comments…

        9 years ago at 12:40 pm
  3. MikeFratdano

    I think my comment on Intern Sydney’s thread was much better then the one that made this one.

    9 years ago at 11:31 am
  5. insert Fratty name here

    Since my comment was censored by the People’s republic of Grandex, I’ll put my top comment of the week worthy comment here

    “Next time you whiten your teeth can you use my cum”

    9 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. 144agemo

      Don’t feel bad. I had a mic dropping black joke that got purged like an Alpha Phi’s spaghetti dinner

      9 years ago at 1:36 pm
  7. sdh266

    Its about fucking time I got featured!

    Also, fuck you Dorn for locking the intern Squid comment thread

    9 years ago at 4:11 pm
      2. sdh266

        Back In My Days
        Joined 9/23/2015

        sdh266
        Joined 12/05/2012

        Who’s the kid now, kid?

        9 years ago at 2:25 pm
  9. douglas macfrathur

    You remind me of one of those Vietnam whores that I saw, and by that I mean that u have a pussy

    9 years ago at 7:27 pm
    1. Kav

      I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes trying to figure out where the fuck you were going with this, and I still don’t have a quality guess. Considering MacArthur was relieved in 1951 and didn’t have anything to do with Vietnam, I’m going to assume that neither did you.

      9 years ago at 10:37 pm
  10. Genny DK

    The amount of Denial from these “authors” about the justified hate on intern Scott’s posts is equivalent to the level of denial the NFL has when it comes to brain trauma

    9 years ago at 12:36 am
  11. Cory_and_Trevor

    Ok for all of us who didn’t see it before Adolf Dorn shut everything down, what is this about Intern Sammy getting arrested

    9 years ago at 1:04 am
    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      Some dude found a mugshot of her and posted it in the comments. Honestly kind of a dick move

      9 years ago at 2:11 pm