TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

The New York Times is a big fan. So is Slate.

Our commenters did a little sleuthing and discovered the horny sorority girl from the letters ended up becoming pretty famous.
Our commenters did a little sleuthing and discovered the horny sorority girl from the letters ended up becoming pretty famous.
She was on The View and has even worked in the White House.
She was on The View and has even worked in the White House.
What's happening to your body right now might be a little confusing. Scary, even. But remember that everything you're feeling is completely normal. *Cue song titled "Just Around The Corner."*
What’s happening to your body right now might be a little confusing. Scary, even. But remember that everything you’re feeling is completely normal. *Cue song titled “Just Around The Corner.”*
Save some for the children you animal.
Save some for the children you animal.
Do it. You won't.
Do it. You won’t.
This prose is fucking Shakespearean.
This prose is fucking Shakespearean.
0/10 chance you have broads in Atlanta.
0/10 chance you have broads in Atlanta.
I think this is a metaphor for something.
I think this is a metaphor for something.
The trashcan was the second dirtiest receptacle after Jared finished giving her a good grouching.
The trashcan was the second dirtiest receptacle after Jared finished giving her a good grouching.
I catch your drift, sunshine.
I catch your drift, sunshine.
  1. TFMappsucks

    Men, just wanted to say I’m proud of us all. That New York Times article brought a tear to my eye

    9 years ago at 10:56 pm
    1. Bush Light

      It’d help if they’d look at more than one fucking article when doing this segment.

      9 years ago at 10:25 am
  2. Ramsay Bolton

    You idiots thought some dumb wildling whore was gonna take me out?! I’m Warden of the fucking North and I eat apples with my stabbing knife. all you pussies who love John snow so much are gonna be sad when i flay him and use his skin as a rug in front of the iron throne, which I will be sitting on.

    9 years ago at 11:49 pm
  3. Im_New_Here

    I just want to talk about the Texas vs. Toronto brawl with you assholes. Tell me one of you are awake and saw that.

    9 years ago at 12:36 am
      1. Im_New_Here

        Great contact, I’ll give him that… Nonetheless, Odor can lick my taint.

        9 years ago at 1:01 am
  4. IglooButts

    “If every frat house were to burn to the ground there will be cause to celebrate. These dens of privileged vice and incivility will not be missed” -Pulled from the NYT article’s comments… You want us to go underground and not be restricted by IFC? Cause that’s how you get that.

    9 years ago at 12:52 am
  5. Drunk Chris Berman

    So we get this late and not ONE fucking writer saw the best baseball brawl in years to post about it?

    9 years ago at 1:14 am