TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

Sadly, at the rate we're going, this will be standard classroom procedure before long.
Sadly, at the rate we’re going, this will be standard classroom procedure before long.
Make sure you stock up on lotion beforehand, SharkWeekTFM.
Make sure you stock up on lotion beforehand, SharkWeekTFM.
I can feel your hypothetical pain, friend.
I can feel your hypothetical pain, friend.
A+ Father's Day post for a TFM Babe gallery.
A+ Father’s Day post for a TFM Babe gallery.
Once you get your hands on 'em, you'll be shouting, "I'll never let go!"
Once you get your hands on ’em, you’ll be shouting, “I’ll never let go!”
Cheap but effective.
Cheap but effective.
Predictable yet effective university gag.
Predictable yet effective university gag.
She should become a Gaza Stripper.
She should become a Gaza Stripper.
Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
Thanks for the input, Kannewall.
Thanks for the input, Kannewall.
Calm down, Christie. You'll give yourself a coronary.
Calm down, Christie. You’ll give yourself a coronary.
This was both perverted AND informed. I feel harder but also smarter.
This was both perverted AND informed. I feel harder but also smarter.
Lovely.
Lovely.
There's just something about beer and cigarettes.
There’s just something about beer and cigarettes.
    1. GeebsNotGeeds

      I’m not sure about the details of what your father did, but whatever layer of hell he’s burning in I want to send him a thank you letter.

      10 years ago at 2:59 am
    2. MrSolerPower

      How about we cut the bullshit and post your snapchat so we can judge your book job properly

      10 years ago at 8:45 am
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        Her Book Job and Your Book Worm 😉 Never happen. Sorry 🙁 just wanted to make the book worm joke.

        I’m sure she’s a classy lady with clearly a good sense of humor, no need for unpleasantries. Thought the respectful request for her snapchat is perfectly valid.

        10 years ago at 11:36 am
  1. SharkWeekTFM

    People respond more positively when you use their name more in conversation. It made me feel special, at least. And I couldn’t use lotion (for any of its purposes) even if I wanted to (I do).

    10 years ago at 6:25 am
  2. MichaelBurry

    Since you posted this around 2am EST do we get screwed and not get another one for more than a week again?

    10 years ago at 7:24 am