TFM’s Best Of The Week

TFM Intern10 years ago

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. High School Hero Drops “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” In Front Of Entire School

Suspended five days. Worth it.

2. The Return of Dick Perry

The son of a bitch is back.

3. Dan Bilzerian Pledges $1,000,000 To ALS Under The Condition That Ellen DeGeneres Blows A Dude

It’s a bold move. Let’s see if it plays out.

4. U.S. Soldier Straps A GoPro Onto His Helmet And Captures Intense Battle Footage Against The Taliban

I would have cowered in a ditch.

5. Navy Unveils Alternate Uniforms That Display Each Player’s Rank, May Cause Patriot Boners

College football and the United States military.

6. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 9

Crazy things happen when you swipe right.

7. Big Boobs Are Overrated

“Big boobs, in and of themselves, are nothing spectacular.”

8. Continuing The Tradition, Nearly 400 Students Arrested The First Weekend Back At Arizona State

After a record-shattering year for arrests during the first three weeks of school in 2013, Arizona State has started the 2014 campaign right on track

9. FAIL FRIDAY: Begging To Be Tased

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.