TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. If Your Liquor Bottles Had Brutally Realistic Labels, Part II

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2. FAIL FRIDAY: Beer Pong Dunk

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

3. Playboy Released Its Annual Top Party School List And The Number 1 Spot Will Surprise You

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Wait, what?

4.Fraternity’s Bid Day Slide Show Accidentally Left Out In Classroom, Spreads Around Campus

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“Pledge bitches” is a 17-slide PowerPoint wherein 16 potential new members are presented with their photo and a few bullet points about them, including their go-to pickup lines.

5. 19 Ways To Fuck With Your Ex-Girlfriend’s New Boyfriend

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Welcome him into your Eskimo brother lineage with the classic headlock-noogie combo while exclaiming, “This fucking guy!”

6. Diary Of A Father Whose Freshman Daughter Is Attending Her First Rush Party

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Dear Diary,

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

7. What We Really Think About Your Penis Size (From A Woman’s Perspective)

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This is about your penis.

8. 12 Things You Should Avoid Right Now If You’re A Professional Athlete

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Basically stay home and avoid all human interaction.

9. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Strangers To Wear The Most Revealing Bathing Suit Ever

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10. Dick’s Picks Season 3, Episode 3

11. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 12

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.