TFM’s Best Of The Week

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. Seattle Bar Owner Dumps The Rest Of His Pabst In The Street After Hearing PBR Sold To The Russians

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Commie beer. NF.

2. FAIL FRIDAY: Booty Had Me Like

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

3. Inside The Mind Of A Guy Who Just Got Done With His First New Orleans Weekend

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Can’t wait to go back.

4.Fall Is The Sexiest Time Of Year

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I’m pumped for the fall. I want to live in the vague, sexy, world of what that sweater might be hiding.

5. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 13

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

6. The Department Of Defense Is Tweeting Before And After Photos Of ISIS Targets The U.S. Bombed

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At this point I’m just waiting to get a Snapchat of an airstrike with a big American flag emoji in it.

7. The 10 Dumbest Sorority Hand Signs

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Delta Delta Delta’s hand sign looks like a vagina when done incorrectly. Kappa Alpha Theta’s looks like a vagina on purpose.

8. 13 Reasons Why Jay Cutler Is The Frattest Quarterback In The NFL

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BuzzFeed actually made a list back in 2012, called “The Frattiest Quarterbacks in the NFL.” The site ranked Cutler as number eight. How do we know this list is a joke?

9. An Ode To The Drunk Cigarette

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At first you feel dizzy, then mellow and numb. Your drunkenness had beforehand started to wane, but you are a new man again.

10. The Art (And Science) Of The Female Orgasm

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Four relatively simple things you can do to make sure she enjoys your sexcapades as much as you do.

  1. Fratchelor Pad

    Where the fuck is Dick Perry with our Dick Pics…and I know how that sounds I’m not changing a word.

    10 years ago at 5:08 pm
    1. Colonel James Beam

      ^This. I don’t give two shits about female orgasms or what the sexiest season of the year is… I’m trying to feed a gambling addiction over here.

      10 years ago at 5:48 pm
  2. Fratty_highroller

    You realize we have the option of clicking “best of week” rather than “recent” right

    10 years ago at 6:18 pm
  3. Frat and Fraternize

    It should be mandatory to include a “Best Tits of the Week” section.

    10 years ago at 9:27 pm
  4. Intelligentleman

    Patting yourself on the back for doing what’s expected of you. TTFM.comM.

    10 years ago at 2:15 pm