TFM’s Best Of The Week

TFM Intern11 years ago

Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. I Had The World’s Worst Frat Nickname, And Resisted Suicide To Tell About It

A soulless active sneaks up behind me and fully pantses me. I’m talking swim trunks around the ankles.

2. Dick’s Picks Season 3, Episode 7

That sick fuck Peter kidnapped Allen, and my buddy Frank came in town with a box full of fucked up porn and an STD only found in dead elephants. Also, I make golden fucking picks because even though I’m on a cold streak, I’m still over .500 for the season so fuck you.

3. The Greatest Email We’ve Ever Received Is From A Job Applicant Who Brutally Insulted Our Entire Staff

Instead of simply explaining how he’d be a valuable asset to Grandex, he typed 1,300 words of devastating insults for nearly our entire staff.

4.Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 16

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

5. What She’s Actually Trying To Say With The Booze She Puts In Your Cooler

Believe it or not, the contents of her cooler can tell you a lot about what to expect for the event ahead.

6. Kid Walks In On His Girlfriend Cheating On Him, Takes Photos, Shares Them On Facebook

So some poor bastard got into a fight with his girl, left, and came back only to find her getting railed out by a roommate. Like any reasonable dude who just caught his main bitch fucking around would do, he decided to document it and share the heartwarming moment with the world.

7. Dutch Government Allows Biker Gangs To Fight ISIS, They Are So Fucked

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there are some Europeans who have it right, guys.

8. Kid In PJs Sprawls Out On Lecture Hall Floor With Pillow And Bed Sheet For Quick Power Nap

Kid In PJs Sprawls Out On Lecture Hall Floor With Pillow And Bed Sheet For Quick Power Nap

9. Shia LaBeouf’s Broadway Arrest Story Is 7 Minutes Of Awesome

LaBeouf’s narration of the events that led to his lock-up turned out to be seven straight minutes of awesome, entertaining, hilarious storytelling.