That Chick From Nickelodeon’s iCarly Is Raging At USC Fraternity Parties

Miranda Cosgrove, one of the ultimate “weird face but I’d smash anyway” candidates of all time, was recently on Access Hollywood Live talking about her life as a student at the University of Southern California. Thankfully, the hosts didn’t ask the iCarly star about her major or campus food, but rather whether or not she was raging like a good college student (who in no way actually needs to attend college) should be. Cosgrove’s answer was an apprehensive “yes.” She admitted that she has not partied much, but her one foray into the college nightlife scene was a fraternity toga party. You can see clips of the interview courtesy of Yahoo!’s Daytime in No Time.

Not only did Cosgrove spend her one night out partying at a fraternity — good choice, Miranda — but she plans to go to more fraternity parties. So I put it to you, fraternity men of USC: who will slam Miranda Cosgrove? Who will snap some Cosgrove rush boobs? Who will command her to make them spaghetti tacos the morning after!?!?! Huge opportunity here, guys. You’ll be able to brag to your little brothers (not fraternity little brothers, your 12-year-old little brothers) about this forever. Get to it.

On a side note, someone needs to let me know if iCarly’s blonde best friend from that show goes to UT.

[via Yahoo! Daytime in No Time]

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  1. jplunkett21

    No Miranda Cosgrove boob does not count as real boob. She’s like a 12 year old boy.

    12 years ago at 2:31 pm
  2. ForTheTroops

    Although you never really thought she was that attractive, you always wanted to fuck her. Don’t lie.

    12 years ago at 2:32 pm
  3. Upstanding Gentleman

    Ay ‘Crazy Steve’ is her big bro, I’d be careful around this one.

    12 years ago at 2:35 pm
    1. The Prodigy TFM

      I’d pee so hard. I’m gonna start bottling my urine to give to her when I meet her.

      12 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. Havin a Time

      I mean if it’s not in her filmography on wikipedia it can’t be real, right?

      12 years ago at 4:58 pm
    1. toss me a bronson

      That lady they keep cutting to and her off-handed remarks just ruined my whole morning.

      12 years ago at 8:55 am