The 10 Frattest College Football Coaches
In no particular order…
Derek Dooley
Hello there, inferiors. My name is Derek Dooley and my swoop is flawless. Before I decided to embark on coaching college football, I was busy putting GDIs in jail for the fun of it. Damn right, I effectively combined two of the most frat professions in life, law and college football. Is it a coincidence that I coach at Tennessee and my son is named Peyton? Hell no. It’s called tradition. I take pride that the Vols are the only decent athletic program in the entire state. If you don’t agree, I’ll sue you on false pretenses.
Dan Mullen is FaF. He saves one of the best players on his team every year for the ole miss game, and then never calls them by name. The guy also has billboards of himself at every entrance to Mississippi.
13 years ago at 6:13 pmNeed to make one of basketball all time so we can get the KING on there. Bobby Knight.
13 years ago at 7:36 pmfuck yes go vols!
13 years ago at 7:42 pmFUCK some Lane Kiffin. Where the hell is Houston Nutt?
13 years ago at 10:00 pmHouston Nutt is to busy losing games at TSUN to even be considered on this list. Mississippi is Dan Mullen’s state and that doesn’t look like it will change anytime soon.
13 years ago at 6:56 amMike Gundy hazing reporters saying “I’m a man! I’m 40! You come after me!”
13 years ago at 11:49 pmHe fake bakes and has a Jersey Shore haircut. No fucking way.
13 years ago at 12:23 amAre you kidding me? How the fuck did Lane Kiffin make it on this list?
13 years ago at 12:27 amAlso, Joe Paterno does even coach. He might as well be a fucking statue on the sideline.
13 years ago at 12:31 amCall me fucking crazy, but where the fuck is the mad fratter Les Miles? If you disagree that he should be on the list, you, my friend, can chug a bottle of bleach and play hide and go fuck yourself
13 years ago at 5:07 amI was looking for him as well. Geaux Tigers
13 years ago at 7:01 pmI know he’s not a head coach but Bud Foster Va Techs defensive coordinator belongs on the list. He’s a raging coke head, alcoholic, womanizer and his defense has been hazing the ACC for years.
13 years ago at 2:02 pmNo Jimbo Fisher. Seriously fuck you and GO NOLES
13 years ago at 10:23 pmHonorable Mention: Tommy Tuberville
13 years ago at 7:05 pmGoing on Fox News questioning o’bama’s birth certificate with guns up. TFM.
Leaving Ole Miss for Auburn after saying he wouldn’t. (And building that National Title squad that Chizik took credit for.) TFTC.
Visiting the troops overseas every off season. TAPM (Total American Patriot Move)