The 22 Best Photos From The TFM Spring Break Cruise

From Friday, March 11 through Monday, March 14, the TFM and TSM crews went on the all-inclusive (food, alcohol, concerts — the whole shebang) TFM spring break cruise. The best part? The cruise company invited me to come, but Dorn said “no.” Apparently, they still needed someone to make the daily pot of coffee even though nobody was going to be in the office to drink it. Something about how I needed to “learn to value tradition” or some bullshit like that. THEN, they had the gall to pawn the creation of this photo gallery recap off on me. Lazy fucks — all of them. So I’m just going to vent by leaving some passive aggressive captions on their photos.

Think you have some photos from your spring break trip that rival these? Blow them out of the water, even? Well, then you’re in luck — if you submit them to Total Frat Move’s Spring Break 2016 Photo Contest presented by Archer on FX, you could turn that cool photo into hundreds of dollars worth of the best clothes out there, courtesy of Man Outfitters.

Photo submission entries close this Friday, March 25 at midnight CST, so get those photos in before it’s too late. Voting will remain open until March 30, and the winner will be announced March 31. Good luck. Now, onto the photos.

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Nobody believes you nimrods were actually naked. Cut the act.

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Look, Rob found some friends! Thank God — it took him long enough.
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Just two dudes eating dessert together on a cruise ship balcony. Nothing weird about that…
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Hey look, it’s The Chainsmokers! Nice smile there, Dorno (dude really didn’t want anyone to see his braces, I guess).
  1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Missed opportunity to take out a hefty life insurance policy on Steve holt and push him overboard.

    9 years ago at 6:18 pm
    1. Bush Light

      Just talked to him. Said he’d show you if you showed us your tits. Sounds like a pretty fair trade to me.

      9 years ago at 7:41 pm
    2. Dillon Cheverere

      No, you idiot. The intern just made a really poor attempt at being funny.

      9 years ago at 7:54 pm
  2. MuscleyArms

    Don’t see Dan getting laid anywhere. His game must be as bad as his golf swing.

    9 years ago at 11:34 pm
  3. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

    Not so subtly wearing Rowdy Gentlemen t-shirts in a few pics. Damn subliminal advertising.

    9 years ago at 7:32 am