The 5 Worst Songs in America Right Now
I’m not sure what’s happened to popular music in the last 15 years, but it’s safe to say it’s gone from “Really bad” to “How are they even calling this music anymore?” It seems that every day another overproduced, oversimplified excuse for music comes out that would be much better used at Guantanomo Bay. I’m here today to highlight 5 such songs that truly deserve special recognition for their ability to make ears bleed at will.
“I’m Sexy and I Know It”
Is there anything really left to be said about LMFAO? After bringing us the catchy but mediocre polished turds of “I’m in Miami, Bitch” and “Party Rock Anthem,” one would think that this dysfunctional duo would have called it quits by now and enjoyed the millions of dollars they clearly don’t deserve.
How a group that looks like the aborted offspring of Sasha Baron Cohen and a retarded lion can make any claims of being “sexy” is truly beyond me. Every time I hear the astoundingly intelligent lyric, “Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah” a little part of me dies on the inside, and a much larger part of me wants to commit random acts of violence.
Who knew that you could take five repeated phrases and throw them on top of a shitty techno beat and become a millionaire?
It looks like the jokes on us, and the name LMFAO might be a little more prophetic than we realize. These guys are clearly laughing their fucking asses off about how successful their are, while we are forced to listen to their melodic genocide every time a girl is in charge of the iPod.
“It’s great that we have our first black president and all.” You just lost all credibility. The article wasn’t that bad until that part. Now I hate it.
13 years ago at 7:49 am“Good Feeling” is based on Levels by Avicii which is not dubstep in the slightest. Yes, these songs are annoying. No, the author knows absolutely nothing about music.
13 years ago at 9:08 amDubstep is not music.
13 years ago at 12:41 pmLoved the line about LMFAO looking like the aborted child of Sacha Baron Cohen. Maybe between him and Joakim Noah.
13 years ago at 9:51 amYou forgot anything that the Blacked Eyed Peas have done, ever.
13 years ago at 10:54 amRed Solo Cup should be on here. worst song ever
13 years ago at 11:19 amThe only people that think it is bad are try hares like you that take the song seriously. It is just supposed to be a funny song.
13 years ago at 1:24 pmIf you are going to give me shit, do it by spelling words correctly
13 years ago at 12:52 pm^Fuckin nogs. Someone needs to whip that boy until he says “my name is Toby”.
13 years ago at 12:40 pmAs gay as they are, these songs are the one’s that get pussies wet on the dancefloor so i can finger their assholes before heading back to my place to play cum darts on their face
13 years ago at 1:40 pmAllowing your slam to take charge of ipod. NF.
13 years ago at 12:13 am