The 52 Best Tinder Pickup Lines Of 2015

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Some are incredibly smooth and some are just flat-out terrible. Here are the best Tinder pickup lines from this year.

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This guy went on to tell me that he doesn’t have a mixtape, but if he did it would be called “trap life volume 5: bitches and blunts” and it would drop on April 20th, 2016.
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We had a great time with name gags this year. #NAMEGAGS2015
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Poetry game on fleek.
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Ricky is such a fucking pussy.
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2015 was an amazing, amazing year for butt stuff. #BUTTSTUFF2015
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The number he eventually threw out? $34 dollars.
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#BUTTSTUFF2015
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This may have been my favorite #NAMEGAGS2015 submission from 2015.
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Talk about mixed signals.
  1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

    Intern, you are more disappointing than Texas Tech last night.

    9 years ago at 12:14 pm
      1. CaptainFratMarrow

        What did you expect? Let’s be real everyone knew LSU would blow them out. They have one of the worst run defenses in the country, and we have Leonard Fournette.

        9 years ago at 3:07 pm
  2. Not_actually_Bacon

    Why do I never match with girls who have names that can be used for #namegags?

    9 years ago at 12:15 pm
  3. Bro_GeorgeWashington

    Why the hell was the brain slug one up there? I’ve witnessed more creativity in the jizz puddles on the slam pieces back after a successful 3 pump dump.

    9 years ago at 8:27 pm