‘Cause you know I’d walk a thousand miles…Power move.The Gettysbae Address.I beg to differ.Hahah!Grade A zinger right here.Quit being so conspicuous, brain slug! You’ll blow your cover!He’s a philanthropist.This one gets me every time I read it.That got real awkward real fast.Unreal name gag. So good. #NAMEGAGS2015
What did you expect? Let’s be real everyone knew LSU would blow them out. They have one of the worst run defenses in the country, and we have Leonard Fournette.
Why the hell was the brain slug one up there? I’ve witnessed more creativity in the jizz puddles on the slam pieces back after a successful 3 pump dump.
Goal for 2016. Ask every pregnant women “When does it Hatch?”
9 years ago at 12:03 pmThe Pokemon tinder lines got the strongest chuckle out of me.
9 years ago at 12:13 pmSafe to say, Shahrzard has serious daddy issues.
9 years ago at 12:34 pmDeVry the netesha one is in here twice. Give us another line.
9 years ago at 12:14 pmYou’re welcome.
9 years ago at 12:30 pm#DevryForPresident2016
9 years ago at 12:32 pmIntern, you are more disappointing than Texas Tech last night.
9 years ago at 12:14 pmRelay the message, DeVry.
9 years ago at 12:16 pmWhat did you expect? Let’s be real everyone knew LSU would blow them out. They have one of the worst run defenses in the country, and we have Leonard Fournette.
9 years ago at 3:07 pmSalt in the wound you barbarian.
9 years ago at 3:18 pmWhy do I never match with girls who have names that can be used for #namegags?
9 years ago at 12:15 pmWhy do I never match with girls as well?
9 years ago at 12:15 pmDo not fuck this up.
9 years ago at 1:27 pmNot 100% sure you can fuck up “not being Bacon”
9 years ago at 1:44 pmMy tinder game is as strong as our democratic candidates.
9 years ago at 12:18 pmWow that’s pretty strong
9 years ago at 3:52 pmFuck you
9 years ago at 7:22 amShow us your tits
9 years ago at 2:14 pmWhoever matched Bridgette is a lucky man.
9 years ago at 7:31 pmWhy the hell was the brain slug one up there? I’ve witnessed more creativity in the jizz puddles on the slam pieces back after a successful 3 pump dump.
9 years ago at 8:27 pm