The Alcoholic SEC
If you missed part one of my alcohol-by-conference series, you can catch up here. We’re moving onto the SEC now, though. This round is a little different. It’s not limited to liquor anymore. We’re now working with any form of alcohol in general. Let’s get to it.
Kentucky
Kentucky Deluxe
I know it’s an obvious comparison, but it still makes sense. Kentucky is the homeland of whiskey, so there’s that. But we’re talking about Kentucky Deluxe, which is bottom shelf bourbon. Kentucky football is bottom shelf, too. If we were talking basketball, Kentucky would be Maker’s Mark (also made in Kentucky). In reality though, Maker’s is ashamed to be related to KD.
“We’re still bourbon, asshole. SEC!”
The Georgia comparison is spot on. Great column as a whole
13 years ago at 4:17 pmi dont get the premise of this article, is it based of football or the school as a whole?
13 years ago at 4:17 pmFuck yes. Budweiser.
13 years ago at 8:00 pmhttp://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-coors-light-surpasses-budweiser-as-no-2-us-beer-20120110,0,4064773.story
13 years ago at 8:17 pmOnly yankees drink coors.
13 years ago at 8:19 pmYankees drink LaBat
13 years ago at 11:10 am*Labatt Aka Lafratt
13 years ago at 11:11 am^Canadian brew, NF
13 years ago at 2:25 pm“South Carolina is the embodiment of the south” never have truer words been written. Go Gamecocks
13 years ago at 8:03 pm^This well spoken gentleman right here.
13 years ago at 11:08 amVery well said.
13 years ago at 7:21 pmI believe Rick Santorum said that exact thing today in Charleston, South Carolina.
13 years ago at 3:39 amWow, what an honor. A homophobic, socially retarded jackass lied to try and get votes.
13 years ago at 6:31 pm^ Are you saying that being scared of dick loving gays is a bad thing? hmm..
13 years ago at 7:50 pm^^ Can’t spell gay without “GA”.
13 years ago at 9:14 pm^ You both are living in the 19th century.
13 years ago at 10:08 pmI’d rather live in the 12th century than be a shameless cock gobbler. Watch your cornholes Athens. This guy is comin through^.
13 years ago at 11:18 amDefinitely could have had a better drink though… Mint Julep… Really?
13 years ago at 4:35 pmAnother great column, can’t wait to see who’s next.
13 years ago at 8:13 pmWe may not win every game, but I wouldn’t trade raging in downtown Athens for anything.
13 years ago at 1:19 pm^ this
13 years ago at 1:36 pmAthens is an awesome town.
13 years ago at 1:38 pmAgreed. As much as I hate to say it, the gin reference is spot on.
13 years ago at 8:17 pmGO VOLS! We do get our corn from a jar
13 years ago at 1:43 pmYou lost to UK this year.
13 years ago at 2:07 pmlolololol. #umadbro #gdi #swag #rushpike
13 years ago at 5:31 pm“Can’t wait for the Drinking Through the Big East column next!” – nobody
13 years ago at 2:03 pmBoise State is an appletini.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmAnd the Big 10 after that please?
13 years ago at 2:17 am^^ USF is the appletini. Boise State is Hypnotiq.
13 years ago at 2:20 amI actually am. Go Mountaineers!
Big 10 should be next, though. Or maybe the ACC, but that could turn into a wine list.
13 years ago at 1:13 pmI didn’t think Boise State students could drink….
13 years ago at 3:11 pmBoise State is a shirley temple
13 years ago at 5:19 pmKeep these coming
13 years ago at 2:36 pmGonna be that guy and ask what kind of cabernet. Several different varieties, it’s kind of like saying “beer.”
13 years ago at 3:10 pmActually, it’s more like saying, “IPA.”
13 years ago at 3:25 pmYea that one made no sense, I really don’t like wine very much but Zinfandel and Merlot are a pretty big deal in the red wine department, it’s not like Cabrenet really dominates that much.
13 years ago at 4:18 pm