The Alcoholic SEC

If you missed part one of my alcohol-by-conference series, you can catch up here. We’re moving onto the SEC now, though. This round is a little different. It’s not limited to liquor anymore. We’re now working with any form of alcohol in general. Let’s get to it.

Kentucky

Kentucky Deluxe

I know it’s an obvious comparison, but it still makes sense. Kentucky is the homeland of whiskey, so there’s that. But we’re talking about Kentucky Deluxe, which is bottom shelf bourbon. Kentucky football is bottom shelf, too. If we were talking basketball, Kentucky would be Maker’s Mark (also made in Kentucky). In reality though, Maker’s is ashamed to be related to KD.

“We’re still bourbon, asshole. SEC!”

  1. bulldoglove

    I think someone needs to point out that Kentucky is not the homeland of Whiskey. That would be Tennessee. Kentucky is the homeland of Bourbon. If you’re going to write an article about alcohol, at least know what you’re talking about. And for anyone that thinks that Bourbon-Whiskey is the same as Whiskey-Bourbon, you need to do your homework too.

    13 years ago at 8:49 pm