The Automatic Blow Job Machine Has Arrived And It’s Incredible
No matter your level of sexual desperation, your life is about to get a little bit better. Get ready to receive endless robotic pleasure, thanks to the newly introduced Autoblow 2. It is the glorious result of a fundraising campaign that ended last week, which netted its producers more than $280,000 in donations to jumpstart the project.
Many of you are most likely used to your tried and true Fleshlight devices. So, what’s the difference? Well, the difference is Autoblow 2’s electronic system.
From BetaBeat:
The legendary device is called the Autoblow 2. Unlike a Fleshlight — which is operated by the movement of a user’s hand — the Autoblow 2 operates electronically. Users just have to plug it into the wall, insert themselves into the rubbery sleeve, and let the device’s beaded rings slide up and down the outside of the sleeve. It’s basically a robot blow job.
As if this invention wasn’t revolutionary enough, it is being sold as the first device built to last for years. Its designers claim that the motor is rated to last more than 500 hours, and while that may not be much for many of you, that’s a damn long time for a normal person.
According to the company’s founder, this is the first step toward a more realistic experience.
“I see a future where men own high tech masturbation appliances that are a normal part of their daily lives,” creator Brian Sloan [the guy in the video below] said in the release. “The Autoblow 2 is the first step in that direction, and a giant leap towards improving the realism of the male masturbation experience.”
To further understand how it works, watch the video.
Enjoy, deviants.
[via BetaBeat]
Image via YouTube
The automatic blow job machine, otherwise known as Dorn’s mom
10 years ago at 1:13 pmBea
10 years ago at 1:52 pmExcept Dorn’s mom is free
10 years ago at 9:47 pmspooky
10 years ago at 1:14 pmhttp://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p542/interrupted-dreamer/shut-up-and-take-my-money.gif
10 years ago at 1:19 pmI’m not as much concerned about it electrocuting my dick as i am worried of it getting a robotic death grip on it and ripping it off from a malfunction.
10 years ago at 1:21 pm500 hours is definitely not enough for me
10 years ago at 1:22 pmCan you put your balls into it too? Ain’t nothing like a good ball sucking.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmThey should put eyes on it that stare back at you.
10 years ago at 1:27 pmYou can always glue those googley craft eyes to it.
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10 years ago at 5:10 pm“Listen, I’m gonna duct tape this thing around your chin which will do most of the work, you just sit there looking at me.. and occasionally making gagging noises.”
10 years ago at 12:03 amreasons to leave the house -1
10 years ago at 1:35 pmWell ladies, you had a good run.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmWould pee.
10 years ago at 1:51 pmI heard that’s how you clean it out.
10 years ago at 6:34 pm