The “Balls Out” Redband Trailer Proves It’s The Intramural Sports Movie We’ve All Been Waiting For
10 years ago

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Intramural sports serve one very important purpose. For most people, their glory days die young, and all that’s left to do after they’re gone is attempt to relive them while punishing their booze addled and barely functioning bodies, the bastards on the other side of the ball attempting to stop them, and the poor referees who are making twenty dollars a game while the players rain upon them verbal abuse so foul that even the drunkest of stepfathers would take offense. And so we play ball.

But now, finally, those same dreams can be realized from your couch, which preferable, really. “Balls Out” stars roughly half the cast of Saturday Night Live and is the first, and thus greatest (THIS CANNOT BE ARGUED), collegiate intramural sports movie ever made. The Redband trailer has finally been released, and as an intramural competitor, it will sing to your soul.

From the other footage I’ve seen of the movie (we, like, know the creators, it’s not really a big deal, it’s whatever *casually sips coffee, winks*) this is going to be fantastic. You can check out more of the film on their website and follow Balls Out on Twitter to learn more about the movie.

Of all the things I’m looking forward to seeing in this movie, by far the greatest is SNL’s Beck Bennett’s deranged, psycho-comptetive, disgraced college athlete turned frat boy.

“Balls Out” hits theaters and on demand June 19th. Be sure to check it out.

  5. Danny Porush

    Robert, you’ve changed and disappointed me. What used to be hilarious columns of your undergrad shenanigans have now turned into novels about Mizzou that no one outside of Mizzou cares about or pathetic plugs for shows that no one cares about. Please, help yourself and write something good again. Also, go fuck yourself you albino cum dumpster

    10 years ago at 4:09 pm
    1. Larry_Sellers

      Second. Sure there’s Todd Storm and the frat romance novel, but for some reason one of your past articles that most sticks out in my head is this story you wrote about this delivery guy you used to fuck with in college that I about pissed myself laughing while reading. More stuff like that, less stuff like this.

      10 years ago at 12:16 am
  6. NYUFratter

    First off, fuck TFM for this sponsored content.
    That being said, I am actually looking forward to watching this movie, albeit not in theaters.

    10 years ago at 4:13 pm
  8. ThetaChi2000

    This is actually a good/funny movie. I watched it at the Tribeca Film Festival before the name got changed, the former title is Intramural. I suggest you check out the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

    10 years ago at 5:20 pm
  9. DiscoDusty_1855

    Buckle up everyone. We will see 10 more articles about this “hilarious” movie as a “can’t miss” from Bacon, just like that terrible Comedy Central show he jerked off to for the first month it aired. Show was awful. This movie, by the transitive property(??), will be terrible.

    10 years ago at 5:57 pm