The Biebs’ Deportation Petition Picked Up 100k Signatures, White House Must Respond

I love this country so damn much. She’s not perfect, but she’s still, and will always be, the hottest girl at the dance.

The great citizens of the United States have come together, over 100,000 strong, to sign an online petition against Justin Bieber’s conditional citizenship in this country. The smug, little shit is from Canada, as many of us know, and that’s where many Americans feel he should reside. At almost 110k signatures as of 1:15pm CST, the goal of 100k has been surpassed. The White House is now required to respond.

One hundred thousand signatures, Joe Biden! Can you believe it?

The petition, posted on whitehouse.gov, presents a very compelling argument. It reads as follows:

“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

Come on, Barry. Do the right thing.

[via Gawker]

  1. Mason_and_DixonsLine

    According to a canuck friend of mine it’s illegal to enter Canada with a DUI on your record. Whether this is correct or not, idk, because I’m too lazy to Google maple lover laws. But maybe he can get stuck in customs like Snowden and we’ll be rid of his shitty music for a while.

    11 years ago at 3:05 pm
  2. Canada

    I swear to fucking Zeus, bring Bieber back here and I will scalp him at the border and send him right back down.

    And you, fuck you Dorn.

    11 years ago at 4:01 pm
  3. ShooterMcGavin1855

    The new website fucking sucks gorilla dick. I hope it makes Dorn finally does us all a favor and shoots himself in both kneecaps.

    11 years ago at 4:16 pm
  4. Tucan Sam

    Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?

    11 years ago at 7:40 pm
    1. BetterInTexas

      Obviously… They’re not going to fucking deport the kid because of 100,000 people signing a petition that they don’t like him.

      11 years ago at 10:53 pm