The Biebs’ Deportation Petition Picked Up 100k Signatures, White House Must Respond
I love this country so damn much. She’s not perfect, but she’s still, and will always be, the hottest girl at the dance.
The great citizens of the United States have come together, over 100,000 strong, to sign an online petition against Justin Bieber’s conditional citizenship in this country. The smug, little shit is from Canada, as many of us know, and that’s where many Americans feel he should reside. At almost 110k signatures as of 1:15pm CST, the goal of 100k has been surpassed. The White House is now required to respond.
One hundred thousand signatures, Joe Biden! Can you believe it?
“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”
Come on, Barry. Do the right thing.
[via Gawker]
Fuck now I gotta start a petition to ship this clown to Australia
11 years ago at 2:12 pmWe should just ship him down to Mexico and not the fun parts
11 years ago at 4:10 pmwha? nah somewhere without hookers and an internet connection baud
11 years ago at 6:44 pmGod Bless America
11 years ago at 2:19 pmthis day has finally come
11 years ago at 3:00 pmAccording to a canuck friend of mine it’s illegal to enter Canada with a DUI on your record. Whether this is correct or not, idk, because I’m too lazy to Google maple lover laws. But maybe he can get stuck in customs like Snowden and we’ll be rid of his shitty music for a while.
11 years ago at 3:05 pmI swear to fucking Zeus, bring Bieber back here and I will scalp him at the border and send him right back down.
And you, fuck you Dorn.
11 years ago at 4:01 pmThe new website fucking sucks gorilla dick. I hope it makes Dorn finally does us all a favor and shoots himself in both kneecaps.
11 years ago at 4:16 pmObama Drinks Wine Coolers
11 years ago at 4:50 pmDoes Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?
11 years ago at 7:40 pmWell the second one, obviously.
11 years ago at 11:49 pmIt’s Terrance & Phillip all over again…
11 years ago at 8:00 pmHere’s a recent example of the White House’s response to a pop culture-themed petition.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/what-we-have-say-about-jimmy-kimmel
They’ll have more control over the Bieber situation, but I suspect they’ll brush it off and treat it like a waste of their time (as they should).
11 years ago at 9:18 pmObviously… They’re not going to fucking deport the kid because of 100,000 people signing a petition that they don’t like him.
11 years ago at 10:53 pm