The British Dude Who Refused To Leave His Beer During The London Terror Attack Is A Hero To Us All

If you’ve been following the news the past week or so, you’re probably aware that the UK has gotten a pretty raw deal recently. No matter what your beliefs on immigration, Syrians, Brexit, whatever, we can all agree nobody should have to die because they’re out at the pub with their friends, walking on the street, or going to an Ariana Grande concert.
Terrorists are assholes, but even moreso because they insist on continuing to fight an absolutely unwinnable war. There are about 1-2 billion people collectively in the Western world that have absolutely no interest in being part of a caliphate. The terrorists’ cowardly, disgusting attacks haven’t even managed to make a dent. The worst thing that they can do on a large scale is scare and demoralize us. And they can only do that if we let them.
Which is why this Londoner taking a break to grab his beer while fleeing from terror has become a symbol of the British spirit, and he has become a hero to us all.
From Unilad:
As Londoners rallied around and offered shelter to those stranded, one man joined the masses of panic-stricken civilians and rushed away from the scene of terror… but God forbid he’d spill his beer.
With his no doubt over-priced pint in hand, he walked away from danger and people are praising him for his cool, calm response in the face of terror and his refusal to be cowed by fear.
This man is a champion. I’ve been to London a couple times, and the pints are bloody expensive. No fucking ISIS assholes are going to make me spill £7 of good English swill under any circumstances. That’s like $12 a beer if the exchange rate’s bad. This guy’s a patriot and an economist.
It’s fair to say that if this anonymous bloke had given in — if he had spilled or failed to finish his beer — then he would have been letting the terrorists win. So he said, “Not today, mates.”
That’s an example all of us can follow..
[via Unilad]
Image via Twitter/@londonlass666
When cracking a cold one with the boys is more important than life itself…
8 years ago at 9:37 amCracking open a cold one with the boys IS life itself.
8 years ago at 2:22 pmTFM
8 years ago at 10:00 amarticle is gayer than AIDS
8 years ago at 10:02 amIt’s like how the vaginator holds onto his dad’s cock
8 years ago at 10:24 amHave you been spying on us through the cracks in the outhouse?
8 years ago at 11:02 amOh shit man you sure showed me! Fucking goober
8 years ago at 7:10 pmWow, he sure takes up a lot of real estate in your head eh?
8 years ago at 12:17 amBid
8 years ago at 10:28 amI believe no respectable fraternity allows rushee to hand out bids
8 years ago at 1:09 pmEvery comment on this is shit. You’re all shit. Fuck.
8 years ago at 11:01 amAin’t nothing like cracking a cold one while watching the bombs go off.
8 years ago at 12:40 pmI laughed willdog -pax out
8 years ago at 11:59 pmYou’re the only one who laughed. – Fratty out
8 years ago at 4:56 amWilldog, you must be genuinely retarded. I’m concerned
8 years ago at 9:41 amThey may take our lives but they’ll never take our beers!
8 years ago at 2:22 pmget those mud slimes out of europe
8 years ago at 2:44 pm