The Butt On This Mexican News Lady Is Setting The Internet On Fire

I don’t understand why all weather people don’t look exactly like this. TV weather people should be 100% women, and they should all have asses that fill a dress like this. TV is all about ratings, right? The more people who watch your program, the more ad dollars you pull in, no? That’s how television works I’m pretty sure. Why news station execs aren’t in meetings right now cooking up a strategy to put asses like this on their show blows my mind. Sex sells. It always has and it always will. It’s the easiest call in the world.
You put some WASPy 30-year-old dude or an overweight middle-aged man out there and your ratings are going to come back flat every time, especially with how technology has progressed and the weather forecast is readily available on your iPhone. That’s bad business. You put a bomb Latina out there with a tailor made ass in a skin-tight dress and you’re retiring at 45 and disappearing into the sunset on a yacht. Fire up the green screen and fill wardrobe with a million miniskirts and tight dresses. Easy money.
Her name is Yanet Garcia, by the way, and I can’t understand a word she’s saying.
You think there’s even one straight guy in Monterrey who doesn’t know what the weather is doing today?.
[via reddit]
Image via YouTube
King of the Hill had it right with Nancy Hicks-Gribble
10 years ago at 11:24 amDorn, we all know your stance on ButtStuff, but even you have to admit you’d take a trek down the Hershey Highway with this one if she asked for it.
10 years ago at 11:28 am*Insert joke about her being the wrong age/sex for Dorno*
10 years ago at 11:37 amThese videos were much better when muted.
10 years ago at 11:29 amThere is a warm front moving into my pants
10 years ago at 11:29 amI can check that out for you sonny.
10 years ago at 11:33 amWrong website, champ. Move along …
10 years ago at 11:44 amThis isn’t Buzzfeed. That’s probably more your speed.
10 years ago at 1:52 pmYour username makes this comment amusing
10 years ago at 3:08 pmIf only she was about 20 years younger…
10 years ago at 3:48 pmIf there’s any precipitation, just keep that to yourself.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmShe’s a 5
10 years ago at 11:32 amYou like dick, so what would you know
10 years ago at 11:42 amNo I like penis.
10 years ago at 11:44 amWas your radfem account getting stale?
10 years ago at 11:55 amHypersexualizing everything. THM.
10 years ago at 11:33 am100% chance of making it rain on dat ass
10 years ago at 11:34 amThe kitchens in Mexico sure are a lot more spacious than the ones in America… Didn’t see that coming
10 years ago at 11:35 amThat’s the kind of backside Champ Kind would put barbecue sauce on.
10 years ago at 11:42 amWHAAAAAAAAAAMY
10 years ago at 3:22 pmThis isn’t a figure of speech, I would eat bbq sauce out of that brown tulip.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmHow do you say, “please let me disappoint you,” in Mexican?
10 years ago at 11:42 amNot sure, but I could tell you how to say it in Spanish
10 years ago at 11:54 amSpanish? The language spoken by most Hispanics? Oh shit, wow, I just figured that out.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmThat’s why you went to community college
10 years ago at 1:20 pmWhere do you go champ, Chico State?
10 years ago at 2:35 pm