The Butt On This Mexican News Lady Is Setting The Internet On Fire

I don’t understand why all weather people don’t look exactly like this. TV weather people should be 100% women, and they should all have asses that fill a dress like this. TV is all about ratings, right? The more people who watch your program, the more ad dollars you pull in, no? That’s how television works I’m pretty sure. Why news station execs aren’t in meetings right now cooking up a strategy to put asses like this on their show blows my mind. Sex sells. It always has and it always will. It’s the easiest call in the world.

You put some WASPy 30-year-old dude or an overweight middle-aged man out there and your ratings are going to come back flat every time, especially with how technology has progressed and the weather forecast is readily available on your iPhone. That’s bad business. You put a bomb Latina out there with a tailor made ass in a skin-tight dress and you’re retiring at 45 and disappearing into the sunset on a yacht. Fire up the green screen and fill wardrobe with a million miniskirts and tight dresses. Easy money.

Her name is Yanet Garcia, by the way, and I can’t understand a word she’s saying.

You think there’s even one straight guy in Monterrey who doesn’t know what the weather is doing today?

[via reddit]

Image via YouTube

    1. To Freedom To Care

      I don’t speak Spanish, but I’m pretty sure she said “I like butt stuff”

      10 years ago at 4:27 pm
      1. GeorgeMilesArBro

        Ines Sainz disagrees with you (Mexican reporter, jets locker room incident)

        10 years ago at 2:59 pm
  1. RedPill

    Dorn, you should take your own advice. Instead of always putting Danny Regs’s fat ass on TFM, show us Yeaokaywhat’s dart ass in Norts. Instead of Bacon at Exec Board, show us HotPiece at Exec Board in Norts and a sports bra. You get the idea. You, Bacon, and Boulevard are the TFM equivalent of the middle aged WASP doing the weather. Show us Princeless Diaries in Yoga shorts, not bacon in pastels.

    10 years ago at 11:49 am
    1. NYUFratter

      Is your comment supposed to contribute to the discussion or is it a subtle Norts advertisement?

      10 years ago at 12:38 pm
  2. Dubya2016

    The fact that I can perfectly balance a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee on that ass is one thing but to have her read me my weather? YES

    10 years ago at 12:14 pm
  3. RedPill

    Dorn feigning interest in adult women is like Obama pretending to love America and Individual conservative liberty.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm