The Cannabis Burrito Is Finally Here And It Looks Delicious
If you don’t juana try one of these, you must be smoking some wonky granola.
Popular Tex-Mex chain Tijuana Flats (more like MARIjuana WRAPS, amiright??) recently introduced its first limited-time, get-them-before-they’re-gone item: a line of stoner-themed burritos wrapped in hemp tortillas.
From Elite Daily:
The three burritos are called the Pie Roller, the Tree Hugger and Sweet Hemptation. Pretty clever, huh?
Oh, and they only come in one size — “megajuana.” There’s nothing like bridging the gap between delicious Mexican cuisine and stoner references. They go hand-in-hand!
Now, I’m not a smoker–the only thing I’ve ever inhaled were bullies’ farts in high school–but these legal “burrweedos” sound pretty freakin’ delicious.
First, the Pie Roller features pepperoni, red sauce, cheese, fajita peppers, onions and mushrooms. That wasn’t enough, so it’s also topped with red sauce, pepperoni and cheese.
Second on the menu, the Tree Hugger features roasted poblanos, mushrooms, onions, cilantro, scallion, cream cheese, tortilla chips, cheese and queso.
And lastly, Sweet Hemptation includes crispy chicken, chopped churros, cinnamon sugar, maple syrup, queso, cheese and bacon — yum!
At the reasonable price of $8.40 each–I assume this is because the price is $4.20 doubled–this burrito could be worth a try. As good of a drunk food as these burritos would make, most Tijuana Flats locations close by 10 on weekends. Looks like I’ll have to stick to my usual poor college student drunk food of choice: toothpaste.
Tijuana Flats is about to be stoner central.
Stoner? I barely know her!
*Mic drop*
I’m out.
[via Elite Daily]
Image via Twitter

11 years ago at 11:17 amPics or it didnt happen
11 years ago at 11:34 amWhat the fuck are you talking about
11 years ago at 1:08 pmFuck you Lebron
11 years ago at 11:39 amShitty weed-themed puns and a hemp tortilla does not add up to a weedrito.
11 years ago at 11:58 amAnyone else get disappointed when you realized this wasn’t a burrito that got you high?
11 years ago at 12:26 pmMay God and Reagan soul bless you for this.
11 years ago at 12:13 amfalse advertising i thought this shit wanna gonna get me high
11 years ago at 12:42 pmMunchies madness.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmSorry guy, workaholics had it right the first time with the burweedo.
11 years ago at 1:29 pmHey intern, I know the AIDS you got from letting Magic Johnson buttfuck you in a kiddy pool is causing your organs to shut down, but it’s almost 2 fucking PM where is the goddamn Fail Friday?
11 years ago at 1:37 pmChilllll
11 years ago at 5:38 pmYou’re not doing shit in life are you?
11 years ago at 6:46 pm