The Champ on Entitlement

You probably think you know where this is going. You’re wrong. No this isn’t about Occupy Wall Street or destroying liberal agendas or any of that crap. This is a real issue that bugs me and has ever since I graduated.

There are a lot of kids who scrap and claw their way through college. I wasn’t one of them…well let me backtrack.

My father owns a very successful small business and the time came while I was a freshman to decide whether or not to follow in his footsteps and begin grooming myself to take over what was a booming business in the ever-profitable medical field. When I was a junior my dad’s company lost their primary provider contract. His company was in a bad way so he drained my college fund to keep his company alive and his 50+ employees employed. I’m reminded of the battle my family and I went through every time I get my monthly love letter from JP Morgan-Chase student loans. Fortunately dad prevailed, and his business is stronger than ever because he fought for his dream. I on the other hand, decided to pursue other options and let dad take care of his business that he built.

I digress. There’s a few of you out there who think you can put “I was in a frat” on your resume and get the corner office job a month after you graduate. This is where I stop you and say, you’re out of your fucking mind.

I hear a lot of bitching about the so-called “entitlement generation”. For every complaint about Obama (don’t get me wrong, I don’t like him anymore than you do), I see some kid boasting about the “sick” job at PricewaterhouseCoopers dear old dad is going to hook you up with post-grad.

Here’s a bit of news for you, dad’s going to send an email to his buddy John which is immediately going into John’s “annoying kids looking for jobs” email folder and you’re fucked, staring at a $30k/year plus dental mailroom job at the local brokerage firm. But there’s no shame in that. Work your way up the ladder.

The point I’m trying to make is that you have to earn your way. You’re starting at the bottom whether you like it or not. You think you’re a badass? Well the guy who’s been working at that office for twenty years doesn’t. He thinks you’re an asshole who needs to shut the fuck up. But don’t fret, you’ve been there before. You weren’t the shit as a freshman in high school. You certainly weren’t the shit when you were a pledge. And you won’t be the shit now. No one is going to give you anything. The American Dream isn’t being born into money. The American Dream is building yourself up as a man of prominence. But that’s the beauty of having been in a fraternity. You’ve already learned how to pull yourself up from complete and utter shit before. Guess what? If you keep the same mentality you had then, you’ll do it again, I’m sure of it. And hey, if you happen to have been born into greater opportunity than the rest of the population, then congratulations, you’ve got a leg up on the competition.

What people do with themselves after they leave their marks on Greek Town is where the men are separated from the boys. You’re about to be shit on. America’s job market is in the toilet because this country no longer sees fit to have people actually fend for themselves. It’s an ass backwards environment where some people keep looking for handouts and “sick” job hookups from dad. Once you’ve got the diploma in your hand, you’re on an even playing field with 99% of everyone else with a bachelor’s degree.

And ladies, for fuck’s sake, stop it with the “I can’t wait to be a housewife” routine. You don’t see me saying, “Gee golly, I can’t wait to marry a gal with zero drive or ambition.” Serious boner kryptonite. But if that’s the path you see fit, go right ahead. I’ll be building my empire while on the lookout for the oil tycoon’s daughter who landed the Philip Morris job without daddy’s help and you’ll probably be divorced at 40. I have nothing against a woman who stays at home to raise her children and take care of the house, but guess what? You don’t have a husband, a house, or kids yet. So until you do maybe try to accomplish something and contribute to society.

Once you’re out of the frat bubble, there are tons of other kids (including tons of other Greek kids) just like you competing for every job out there. Distinguish yourself from the pack and be your own man. If dad wants to help you out along the way then that’s fantastic. Just don‘t expect for all of your hopes and dreams of fortune be dropped in your lap because your uncle‘s pledge dad‘s niece‘s best friend‘s grandpa is T. Boone Pickens.

Build your own house. Be driven. That’s what being a fraternity man and an American is all about.

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    1. The Demofratic Party

      Terrible. We should support welfare programs and things of that nature, so all people can live well regardless of their level of effort or contribution to society. TLiberalM.

      12 years ago at 1:21 pm
    1. Join_Or_Die

      Everyone on this site should read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Probably the best book ever written, and a lot of the same messages as this article. If you love freedom, capitalism, and America read it.

      13 years ago at 2:19 pm
    2. France Sucks

      Atlas Shrugged? What are you, 15? For lack of a better word, Ayn Rand was a stupid bitch. She basically preached entitlement. The core tenant of her philosophy was “do what you want.” Sure, capitalism was also central to it, but the whole philosophy is crazier than accepting a BJ from Courtney Love.

      13 years ago at 4:03 pm
    3. RagnarDanneskjold

      Preached entitlement? You know how we know you didn’t read anything she wrote?

      13 years ago at 9:56 pm
    4. TrickleDown

      I would argue that I’m just about as capitalistic as one could possibly be, and I am often referred to as being further right than Ghengis Khan. With that said, let’s not be so quick to suck Ayn Rand’s metaphorical dick. Her points regarding selfishness make sense: we are creatures of natural selection and do what is in our best interest. With that said, let’s not pretend like she is a good writer. The Fountainhead is a behemoth of a book, and Atlas Shrugged has shitty character development. Just because she is far to the right doesn’t make her a great writer too.

      13 years ago at 11:16 pm
    5. France Sucks

      Entitlement in the sense that if you had a great idea or were of great value; you could tell everyone else to go fuck themselves. I’ll admit, it’s pretty fratty and whatnot, but it’s flawed to shit. Also, no man is an island. And I’ve read most of Ayn Rand’s work. It sucks. 40 page diatribes don’t make for a compelling read.

      13 years ago at 1:13 pm
    6. Join_Or_Die

      France Sucks: Exactly, if you do have a great idea you can tell everyone to go fuck themselves. This is because you are entitled to your own ideas, your own property, etc. “Entitlement” is a only a bad thing when you think you are entitled to something that’s not yours (e.g. occupy Wall Street GDI fucks). If you say you are not completely entitled to your own ideas, then you are saying someone else is also entitled to your ideas. So really you are the one preaching entitlement, not Ayn Rand. Also, go chug bleach.

      13 years ago at 1:37 pm
    7. MakersStr8up

      One; Ayn Rand was a fucking genius. Don’t get upset because it’s wordy and there are no pictures. If you are an intelligent person you can swallow the style and get to the real shit behind it. The books are great.

      Two: If you are good enough at what you do, you can and in some cases should tell everyone else to go fuck themselves. That is what capitalism is. If you are smart and capable and work your ass off you get rewarder for it. That way the innovators are allowed to keep making America the best place to live on the fucking planet and the shit heads sink to the bottom. Level playing field or not THAT is how America works. If you are bitching about it, that is a good sign you just aren’t good enough to be at the top.

      13 years ago at 11:52 am
  1. Haze Em

    I guess all you poor GDIs can enjoy not being born into money. I really do have a badass 6 figure paying job waiting for me once I get out of college thanks to my dad. “Working your way up the ladder” is for pussies. Have fun working for me when all of you are done with school.

    13 years ago at 11:49 am
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      You must drive a custom Maker’s wax-dipped 2014 Frathoe with Sperry-print foot pedals every day to the golf course to play and do lines of pure Colombian blow with W and Ronald Reagan’s ghost while sailing a yacht in between holes all while making seven figures a year.

      13 years ago at 11:54 am
    2. bnwrangler

      ^^ You forgot to mention that he’s reading Decision Points while he’s on the yacht.

      13 years ago at 12:27 pm
    3. Brocial Butterfly

      Sleazy Asshole: A Maker’s wax-dipped Frathoe? Now that’s a big idea.

      13 years ago at 9:59 pm
  2. thefratasticmrfox

    Great piece. They should have all the depressed people out there to read this so they get motivated and stop being useless jackasses.

    13 years ago at 11:54 am